summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Notice at Church: Do nt leave ur mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl friends unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 Why do orgasms exist? Because otherwise people wldn't know when to stop f**king each other...!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kiran karthik Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746720' post='1301653980'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Madam Bacho Se - Kal Raat Meri Dhoom-Dham Se Shaadi Huyi. Is Past tense Ko Future tense me Badal kar Batao.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Student - Aj Raat Aapki Jamkar Chudai Hogi[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple claiming Virginity-[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:if this was ur 1st time, then how did u do it so well.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:if this was ur 1st time then how do u know that I did well[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Phone rings.. Tring... Tring... [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Hello chintu hai ? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl : Nahi hai. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Success is like Pregnancy, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times u got f**ked to achieve it..[/font][/color] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746624' post='1301653979'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ob9K2it3aGQ/T1pZhwscRjI/AAAAAAAACG4/5x4CpDDBBs8/s1600/brahmanandam+whistle.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balu_gani Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334747382' post='1301653992'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple claiming Virginity-[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:if this was ur 1st time, then how did u do it so well.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:if this was ur 1st time then how do u know that I did well[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GS0BawsmfIg/T3rlP1TsP4I/AAAAAAAACz4/JypZtQGwnsM/s1600/brahmanandam+gif.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoftwareBaba Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334748638' post='1301654001'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Phone rings.. Tring... Tring... [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Hello chintu hai ? [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl : Nahi hai. [/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy : Mujhe mauka do, ho jayega[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoftwareBaba Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [list] [*][url="http://www.andhrafriends.com/user/27851-softwarebaba/"]SoftwareBaba[/url], [*][size=6][url="http://www.andhrafriends.com/user/13579-samantha/"]samantha.[/url] [/size] [/list] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoftwareBaba Posted April 18, 2012 Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746624' post='1301653979'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A Great Sex Philosopher Very Well Said . . . . " MARD Ki Taaqat Ka Andazaa uss Ke Zor Se Nahi . , Ladki Ke Shor Se Hota Hai"[/font][/color] [/quote] arupulu idhi matram [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted April 18, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]First one asked "u want to try"?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Other guy [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,] replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way[/font][/color] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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