Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[CHANAKYA]

asalu ee summer ba mana db ni.. [img]http://www.gifsoup.com/view/778343/bemmicreative-o.gif[/img]
nani baabu appude FML range lo oohinchukuntunnademooo .. vaddu... vacheyy... kindaki vacheyyyy

[khiraak]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746598' post='1301653978']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Why do orgasms exist? [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Because otherwise people wldn't know when to stop f**king each other...!![/font][/color]
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[img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated6/bemmi.siggu.gif[/img]

[mtkr]

[jimcarrey]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334749994' post='1301654040']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man gets love bite on neck from secretary,goes home worried. [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]He gets and idea and [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]allows dog to jump on him,then shouts "oh he bit my neck!" [/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Wife removes bra and says..See what he did to my B O O B S[/font][/color]
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This is fu*king so funny...

[kastfkr]

GP
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

[150bryant]

thank you good post.

[ravana]

[dadarlingva]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334746720' post='1301653980']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl :Sir no smoking in d shop[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Man: but i bought cigarettes frm ur shop.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Salesgirl: Sir we sell Condoms too, bt it doesn mean u start Fu-king us right here..[/font][/color]
[/quote]
ROFL

[ganesh]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334747154' post='1301653990']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Madam Bacho Se - Kal Raat Meri Dhoom-Dham Se Shaadi Huyi. Is Past tense Ko Future tense me Badal kar Batao.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Student - Aj Raat Aapki Jamkar Chudai Hogi[/font][/color]
[/quote][img]http://www.bewarsetalk.net/discus/movieanimated3/bemmi.lol4.gif[/img]

[rajamacherla]

Summer27 .... Prathi okka Joke superoooooo ... You Rawck ehe !!!!!

[VT]

gud one

[chiru_tiru]

Good One [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/profile/photo-thumb-17138.jpg[/img]

[nmh]

Good One Dude...
Inka ilantivi unte post chey

[tom bhayya]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334755260' post='1301654153']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]"Men will b Men"[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Thousands of Men visited the new "Topless Restaurant",they were shocked to find out that it had no roof![/font][/color]
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[tom bhayya]