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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar fixed his marriage on 2nd march. He sent Invitation to his frnds like this.."Marriage is on 2nd.Plz come on 1ST NIGHT,LETS ALL ENJOY"[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher:who can explain what gender discrimination is?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Student:Women can sleep with whoever they want.Men have to sleep with whoever lets them.[/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334747382' post='1301653992']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple claiming Virginity-[/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:if this was ur 1st time, then how did u do it so well.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:if this was ur 1st time then how do u know that I did well[/font][/color]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img]

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good job summer...winter lo kuda summer effect ichi nee name sardakam chesukunav!!!!

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Don(o) ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi.. Namumkeen hai!! - Pamela Anderson.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love:Whn intercourse is called makin love.Lust:Whn intercourse in called screwing.Marriage:Whn intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love:When u argue over how many kids 2hav.Lust:When u argue over who gets the wet spot.Marriage:When u argue over whose idea it ws 2hav kids[/font][/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336451358' post='1301754516']
[color=#333333]Don(o) ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi.. Namumkeen hai!! - Pamela Anderson.[/color]
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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Which Part Of The Body Is Most Active While Watching Adult Movies? Its Your Ears To Make Sure you are not caught if somebody walks into your room..[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman filed a case against a Hospital stating that after treatment my husband has lost interest in sex.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doctors:We just corrected his eye sight[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam: I dont understand the point of Dance Bars.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam: why?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam: If I wanted a woman to take my money&sexually frustrate me,I better stay at home with my wife[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar was walking with a parrot on his shoulder.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]People on the way questioned - where did you get this animal from?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Parrot replied in a whisker - Got the a**hole from punjab.[/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Q: What does Exotic Food & Erotic Sex have in common??[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A: Neither is available at home[/font][/color]

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[font="System,Helvetica"]An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.[/font]

[font="System,Helvetica"]The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."[/font]

[font="System,Helvetica"]The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wife".[/font]

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