summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar fixed his marriage on 2nd march. He sent Invitation to his frnds like this.."Marriage is on 2nd.Plz come on 1ST NIGHT,LETS ALL ENJOY"[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 7, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Teacher:who can explain what gender discrimination is?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Student:Women can sleep with whoever they want.Men have to sleep with whoever lets them.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gabbarsingh12 Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1334747382' post='1301653992'] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Couple claiming Virginity-[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Girl:if this was ur 1st time, then how did u do it so well.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Boy:if this was ur 1st time then how do u know that I did well[/font][/color] [/quote] [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhargava_v Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 good job summer...winter lo kuda summer effect ichi nee name sardakam chesukunav!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomandJerry Posted May 7, 2012 Report Share Posted May 7, 2012 kevuuuuuu keka ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Don(o) ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi.. Namumkeen hai!! - Pamela Anderson.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love:Whn intercourse is called makin love.Lust:Whn intercourse in called screwing.Marriage:Whn intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Love:When u argue over how many kids 2hav.Lust:When u argue over who gets the wet spot.Marriage:When u argue over whose idea it ws 2hav kids[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavan_613 Posted May 8, 2012 Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336451358' post='1301754516'] [color=#333333]Don(o) ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi.. Namumkeen hai!! - Pamela Anderson.[/color] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Which Part Of The Body Is Most Active While Watching Adult Movies? Its Your Ears To Make Sure you are not caught if somebody walks into your room..[/font][/color] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Woman filed a case against a Hospital stating that after treatment my husband has lost interest in sex.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Doctors:We just corrected his eye sight[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam: I dont understand the point of Dance Bars.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Miriyam: why?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Odiyam: If I wanted a woman to take my money&sexually frustrate me,I better stay at home with my wife[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar was walking with a parrot on his shoulder.[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]People on the way questioned - where did you get this animal from?[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Parrot replied in a whisker - Got the a**hole from punjab.[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Q: What does Exotic Food & Erotic Sex have in common??[/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]A: Neither is available at home[/font][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summer27 Posted May 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2012 [font="System,Helvetica"]An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."[/font] [font="System,Helvetica"]The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wife".[/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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