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[color=#333333]The irony of a blow job is: Even if you have her at your feet, she has still got you by the balls![/color]

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[color=#333333]Women live a Better,Longer &Peaceful Life,as compared to men. WHY? because Women don't have a wife[/color]

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[color=#333333] Beer contains" female " hormones..... After drinking ... you can neither Drive nor Shut the Hell up !![/color]

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The difference between a woman on her period and a Terrorist is that , you can negotiate with a Terrorist....

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[color=#333333]What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus![/color]

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Classic definition of a life partner - A person who is always there to share all the problems which you wouldn't have had if you stayed single

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Thank God I finally found love! Its on Page 126 in the dictionary.

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The difference between Best friend and Just friend ?
When you are in hospital, Just friend asks: hows you? and Best friend aska: hows nurse??

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337672473' post='1301841528']
The difference between Best friend and Just friend ?
When you are in hospital, Just friend asks: hows you? and Best friend aska: hows nurse??
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Tiger: I am pissed off with these Animal Planet guys.
Monkey: why?
Tiger: first of all they aren't giving privacy to us, but they keep cribbing only few tiger's are left...

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[quote name='balu_gani' timestamp='1337672448' post='1301841527']
congrats1 summer for 50 pages..ippudey susthunna sSc_hidingsofa
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[img]http://pictures.picasion.com/pic16/6d205bae1b6b7846ef98ba3cf731f78f.gif[/img]..thank you..thank you..nenu kooda iffude soostunna..

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[color=#333333]Written on an enquiry counter: Please be patient- Even a toilet can handle only one asshole at a time[/color]

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[color=#333333]BF sends a SMS- hey sweetheart,what r u doing?[/color]
[color=#333333]Gf-nothing much,i'm tired, going to sleep.and u baby?[/color]
[color=#333333]Bf- Sitting behind your seat in the same movie, you b*itch[/color]

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337662027' post='1301840877']
[color=#333333]Only in india:Actors are playing cricket, Cricketers are playing politics,Politicians are watching porn and Porn stars are becoming actors[/color]
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emanna point seppava summber baa... excellent awesome as usually CITI_y@R CITI_y@R

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