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[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]Amitabh bachan in KBC [/left][/color]
[color=#000000][left]Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee [/left][/color]
[color=#000000][left]What is the colour of your wife's underwear? [/left][/color]
[color=#000000][left]Option 1 : White [/left][/color]
[color=#000000][left]Option 2 : Grey [/left][/color]
[color=#000000][left]Option 3 : Black
Option 4 : Blue
Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?[/left][/color][/font][/size]

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[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]If you have sex with a pros without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?[/left][/color][/font][/size]

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[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]Sex is like restaurant :[/left][/color]
[color=#000000][left]Some time u get good service,[/left][/color]
[color=#000000][left]Some time u get bad service,[/left][/color]
[color=#000000][left]some time u get no service,
&
Many times u have to be happy with self service[/left][/color][/font][/size]

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[size=4][font=arial,helvetica,sans-serif][color=#000000][left]Women ' s lives are hard. Morning, wash clothes. Noon, hang clothes. [/left][/color]

[color=#000000][left]Evening, keep clothes. Nite, iron clothes. [/left][/color]

[color=#000000][left]Midnight, take off clothes. After midnight, find clothes.[/left][/color][/font][/size]

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[left]When a girl is in love, she offers sex. When a guy wants sex, he offers love.[/left]

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Judge:y did u kill ur husband? Lady:He came near me,undressed me and seperate my legs then told me april fool. Judge:?????

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What will happen if a boyfriend and girlfriend bunk their class together.
Boy will miss his period Girl will miss her period[b]s[/b]

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Life taught us lot of lessons...

But we bunked those classes too.. :

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Employee: Sir, you called me?

Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
Employee (after few minutes): Done sir.

Boss: Do it again.
Employee:Done it again.

Boss: Do it once more.
Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir.

Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home.

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Sardar's D*ck was swollen when a bee bit him. He went to doc along with his wife.
Wife with little shy: Doc, can you please cure his pain without curing the swelling please?

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Q. Why Was The 2 Piece Bikini Invented..?

A. To Prevent Contact Between Hairy Section From Dairy Section.............

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1337005335' post='1301794258']
Employee: Sir, you called me?

Boss: Yeah, Go to the restroom and masturbate.
Employee (after few minutes): Done sir.

Boss: Do it again.
Employee:Done it again.

Boss: Do it once more.
Employee: Now I don't have much stamina for it sir.

Boss: Very good. Here's the keys of my car. Drop my daughter home.
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