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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1363932416' post='1303467385']
Remember guys, a condom is easier to put on than a diaper.
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CITI_c$y

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1363187841' post='1303415433']
No matter how many times you delete your history, you still s*hit yourself when your parents use your PC!
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True..

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1363932416' post='1303467385']
Remember guys, a condom is easier to put on than a diaper.
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Superbbbbbbbb

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An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick.

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One woman's cleavage is other women's problem.

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Policeman: Ab sach sach bataa, varnaa chaddi utaar ke maarunga..
Santa: Sahab, Galti maine ki hai, aap kyun apni chaddi utaaroge ?

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"Early to bed and early to rise..." Means you have no interest in your wife!!!

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Most of the time we remember our EX because of the SEX

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Breaking News: The Cell phone has replaced the Penis as the most popular handheld device..

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In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn’t taken...

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364189948' post='1303482376']
In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn’t taken...
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@3$%

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364189948' post='1303482376']
In about 20 years, the hardest thing our kids will have to do is find a username that isn’t taken...
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AFDB lo kuda ids scarcity undi :P

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