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summer27

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No matter how many times you delete your history, you still s*hit yourself when your parents use your PC!

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"Is she hot?" is how 80% of your male friends react the moment you tell them that you like a girl.

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What's the ultimate rejection?

When your mastubating and your hand falls asleep.

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[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1363281452' post='1303424088']
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?

Put a nipple on it.
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@3$% @3$%

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Q. Why don't guys like to preform oral sex on a woman the morning after sex?
A. Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?

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Too Much...ha..ha..

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1336400656' post='1301750202']
[color=#333333][font=HelveticaNeue,]Sardar fixed his marriage on 2nd march. He sent Invitation to his frnds like this.."Marriage is on 2nd.Plz come on 1ST NIGHT,LETS ALL ENJOY"[/font][/color]
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Irony of Math: Thousands of years passed,Millions of theorems derived,Crores of formulae made,But still... X is unknown & XXX is well known!

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Women are like different types of coffee. Only the really good ones keep you awake all night.

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Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transferred from Ex to Next

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English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.

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SANTA:Har PEG ke baad JEB se KYA Nikaal kar DEKH rahe ho? BANTA:Biwi ki PHOTO. Jab SUNDAR Lagne Lagegi to Iska MATLAB ab Chad gai hai..

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