etisbew Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 The best thread ever to read in office,Hats off ...keep posting one liners......Jahapana tussi great ho! Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 When somebody asks Sunny Leone to blow the candle on her birthday, she starts at the base & proceeds to lick the top. Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 When I was child I was scared of ghosts..as I grew up I realized people are scarier!! Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye aur ladkiyo ko bhi- Diff is that ladkiyo ko Yash Raj ki movies wala chahiye aur ladko ko Emraan Hashmi ki movies wala. Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 Sunny Leone was at a lingerie store, she asks the salesman for the trial room. Salesman-Idhar Hi Karlo Humse Kya Chhupana Abb,Fan Hai Aapke. Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 A boy got rejected n girl got selected in an interview for the same reason: They both had the first two buttons of their shirts open Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 A boy was masturbating, suddenly neighbor girl came in & the boy didn't notice. Girl:Shameless!What are you doing?Boy:100 years jiyegi tu! Quote
KOOL_KITTU Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [img]http://www.brahmanandamgifs.com/Images/GIFs/Anandam/2.gif[/img][img]http://www.brahmanandamgifs.com/Images/GIFs/Anandam/2.gif[/img][img]http://www.brahmanandamgifs.com/Images/GIFs/Anandam/2.gif[/img]jokes bagunnai rajjjaaa Quote
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364214007' post='1303483086'] A boy was masturbating, suddenly neighbor girl came in & the boy didn't notice. Girl:Shameless!What are you doing?Boy:100 years jiyegi tu! [/quote] ha ha ha Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 Suhaag Raat Me Wife:Mujhe Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai. Husband:Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye? Wife:Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye. Quote
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364219042' post='1303483351'] Suhaag Raat Me Wife:Mujhe Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai. Husband:Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye? Wife:Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye. [/quote] ne yavva.. ha ha Quote
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364008303' post='1303473889'] An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick. [/quote] ha ha ha ha Quote
summer27 Posted March 25, 2013 Author Report Posted March 25, 2013 The National Food of India.. "KASAM" Sab khaate hai Aur Sab khilate hai Quote
chinni005 Posted March 25, 2013 Report Posted March 25, 2013 [quote name='summer27' timestamp='1364188321' post='1303482329'] Most of the time we remember our EX because of the SEX [/quote] true vayya Quote
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