Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Memorable Pickup Line: "CUM and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up....!!".

[summer27]

Only "Itch Guard" can claim that it started it's business from 'scratch'.

[summer27]

"Pehle open karo fir lick karo aur fir dip karo" - You dirty mind, its OREO biscuit AD

[summer27]

Guy To sexy girl : Normaly i have 206 bones but when i see you i have 207...!!

[kalyann]

[Maximus]

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Guy To sexy girl : Normaly i have 206 bones but when i see you i have 207...!!
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[Maximus]

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Only "Itch Guard" can claim that it started it's business from 'scratch'.
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Q:What is the lightest thing in the world?
A: A penis...even a thought can raise it.
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Schoolgirl-I do not want Sex Education.
Teacher-Why, what is the problem in it?
Schoolgirl-Someone told me that the final exam would be OraL
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Height of revenge: A wife eating chillies before giving her husband a blowjob !
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Memorable Pickup Line: "CUM and sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up....!!".
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[kotha thread]

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[color=#333333]If u F*ck a woman nicely, She will Love u for the rest of her life. But if u Love a woman nicely, She will F*ck U for the rest of your life.[/color]
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andhuke ippatiki na patha GF inka ph chesi matladuthundhi...pelli ayyaka kuda

[Maximus]

A lie machine is bought.It works in the following way.....

If the truth is told- the machine wont give any sound, if a lie is told- the machine will give a sound 'KIRRRRRRRR...'

Now there are three Indians. One Bengali,one Madrasi and one Sardarji.

Their correspondences are given infront of the lie machine.Here it goes......

Bengali:- 'I think I can eat 30 rosogullas at a time!'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Bengali:-'No no, I think I can eat 10 rosogullas at a time'
Lie machine:- no sound(truth is told)

Madrasi:-'I think i can eat 25 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Madrasi:-'No no,I think i can eat 10 dosas at a time'
Lie machine:-no sound(truth)

Sardarji:-'I think....'
Lie machine:- 'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'.
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-'KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'
Sardarji:-'I think...'
Lie machine:-''KIRRRRRRRR...'

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[summer27]

Lord Ganesh had two wives Riddhi and Siddhi....Most men have one.... Ziddi..

[summer27]

The Happiest Moment for a smartphone user is when he sees "Battery Full"

[summer27]

Orgasms are like slot machines. For men you just gotta pull the handle. But for women it takes a lotta luck and shitload of quarters.

[Maximus]

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Orgasms are like slot machines. For men you just gotta pull the handle. But for women it takes a lotta luck and shitload of quarters.
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[summer27]

Teacher: Heart attack 90% Gents ke vastundi Ladies ki only 10%? enduku?
Odiyam: Sir simple, ladies heart ki safety gaa air bags untaayiga!

[summer27]

Magician: "I will now cut this mans wife in half & Show Magic"
Miriyam: "What kind of magic is this; turning One problem into Two"