Random Jokes/one-Liners..

[summer27]

Indiana Jones is nothing but James Bond of the Archaeologist world.

[summer27]

Q: What do you call an African dude who is wearing shorts? A: Knicker.

[summer27]

What happens when a doctor's wife eats an apple a day??
Happy neighbor

[summer27]

Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on"

[kattularattayya]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1358703998' post='1303141252']
Don't ever let your girl talk to another guy about her problems; a shoulder to cry on, becomes a dick to ride on"
[/quote]
U nasty vuncle

[summer27]

If Gul Panag grew bigger boob than she has right now, she could be called gOOl Panag.

if she marries Umar Gul then.. she will change her name to Gul Gul

[summer27]

I guess people who waste time at the gym haven't heard about sex.

[I hate caste......]

gp

[thugoji_kurradu]

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[Khadgam]

[quote name='summer27' timestamp='1358703603' post='1303141178']
What happens when a doctor's wife eats an apple a day??
Happy neighbor
[/quote]
he heh ...logic...

[summer27]

Palat kar dekh janeman, Jigar me Dum hum bhi rakhte hai..
Bra me Do Bomb tum rakhti ho , to Chaddi me ek Gun hum bhi rakhte hai..

[summer27]

Ayushmann Khurrana won the Best Debut award for Vicky Donor. Might as well call it the: Best 'NewCummer' Award

[summer27]

She: F*uck you.
He: Promise kar?

[summer27]

How to lose weight: Turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise whenever offered food.

[bharatvasu]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Two friends were watchin Bungee Jumping[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]First one asked "u want to try"?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Other guy [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]replied"No Way!I I was born because of rubber that broke, don't want to die the same way[/font][/color]

too much undi bhaiyya idi...