And Then The Fight Started

[WestMinister]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]She asked, 'What's on TV?'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]I said, 'Dust.'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started...[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]I bought her a scale.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started...[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started...[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very , but I would have to go home and come back later.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started...[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Hasn't been sober since.'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think that a person could go on[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Celebrating that long?'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started...[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Order first.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"Nah, she can order for herself."[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started...[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, "I feel Horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Compliment."[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's near perfect.'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started.....[/size][/font][/color]

[WestMinister]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her Not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started.....[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started.....[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch,[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]Grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a Torrential downpour.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband Is out fishing in that?'[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And then the fight started ...[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And that's when the fight started....[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=3]And that's when the fight started.[/size][/font][/color]

[cinderella man]

[ravana]

[soulmate]

[chillax]

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