thalaiva Posted May 31, 2012 Report Share Posted May 31, 2012 [color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]What is Audit?[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit,Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, 'If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?'[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies, 'Okay.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]'The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Website, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms and pivot tables.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]He then prints out a 150-page report on his high-tech mini-printer, turns to the shepherd and says, ‘'You have exactly 1,586 sheep.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]'The shepherd cheers, 'That's correct, you can have your sheep.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]'The young man takes one of the animals from the flock and puts it in the back of his Porsche.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]The shepherd looks at him and asks, 'If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?'[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]The young man answers, 'Yes, why not?' The shepherd says, 'You are an auditor.'[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]'How did you know?' asks the young man.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]'Very simple,' answers the shepherd.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]'Firstly, you came here without being wanted.[/color][/size][/font][/color][color=#000000] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]Secondly, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew.[/color][/size][/font][/color] [font="Bell MT"][size="4"][color="#c00000"]Thirdly, you don't understand anything about my business.....Now can I have my dog back? '[/color][/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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