sai gadu Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 WELCOME TO AIR INDIA!"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL (Boniface)Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air India Weapologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weatherand some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we willend up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even belanding on your village!Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safetystandards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of ourpassengers have reached their destination.If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrangeto turn them off! To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, weserve complimentary DHARU and Wada pavw.For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can helpyou find out if there really is a God!We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown aswe forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, wewill be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will bevisible from the right side of the cabin window.There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see inthe cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us toslow down!In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possiblefor the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know.Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off andfasten your seat belt. For those of you who can't find a seat belt, kindlyfasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you whocan't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess whowill explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."ENJOY AIR INDIA!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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