sai gadu Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Disorder in the Court –These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.________________________________________________ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?WITNESS: Yes.ATTORNEY: How many were boys?WITNESS: None.ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?________________________________________________ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?WITNESS: By death.ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?________________________________________________ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?WITNESS: Guess.________________________________________________ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?________________________________________________ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!________________________________________________ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?WITNESS: My name is Susan!_____________________________________________--- And the best for last: ---ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?WITNESS : No.ATTORNEY : Did you check for blood pressure?WITNESS : No.ATTORNEY : Did you check for breathing?WITNESS: No.ATTORNEY : So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS : No.ATTORNEY : How can you be so sure, Doctor?WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.ATTORNEY : I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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