ram5439 Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 Rejections: The Female Way 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance. ") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women: 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing) this is too much a lie to accept Rejections: The Male Way This is too truthful to accept Rejections and what they mean 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.) 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.) 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.) 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) ...and the number 1 rejection line given by men:1. Let's be friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bhargava_v Posted February 6, 2010 Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 number 1 edi???u r ugly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ram5439 Posted February 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2010 [quote author=Casanova link=topic=39265.msg337558#msg337558 date=1265421933]number 1 edi???u r ugly?[/quote]ippudu chudu mama............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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