sai gadu Posted February 13, 2010 Report Share Posted February 13, 2010 there are 8 men raping one lady. the lady was laughing while raping. afer raped the lady....they asked"why u r laughing??????"she replied that she has AIDS--------------------------------------------------------------------------A pair of loving couple went to a hotel one night..After finishing their ''business'', suddenly the guy saw a photo in his gf's wallet.''Is that ur ex my dear? tell me pls coz i don't mind about ur past.''''Really? Good..that was me before the surgery!''-------------------------------------------------------------------------Teacher:what is "blu*e film"??Student : it is family movie,which the whole family watches,but,"AT a DIFFERENT TIMES".......-------------------------------------------------------------------------A man into work says:Boss I cant come to work today, I'm sick.Boss asks:How sick are u?The man replies:I am f**king my sister, how sick is that?-------------------------------------------------------------------------Teacherraw A Diagram Of Bacteriakid :Here It Is SirTeacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anythingkid :Sir,Can u See Bacteria Withot Microscop.-------------------------------------------------------------------------Wife: Lets go out n have some fun tonightHusband: Okay, but if u get home before i do, leave the hallway light on....-------------------------------------------------------------------------An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?Mallika: I go back to my home!--------------------------------------------------------------------------2 children were sitting outside a clinic.One of them was crying very loudly.B : Y are u crying?A : I came here for a blood test, they cut my finger.At this, the second one started crying profusely.A : Y are u crying now?B : I came for a urine test!--------------------------------------------------------------------------Lady sitting on a park bench.Beggar:Hi darling.!shall v have some fun ?lady angrily:How dare U ?Beggar:Then What r U doin on my bed ?--------------------------------------------------------------------------A man was traveling in train with 13 children...a lady asked these all are ur children ???He replied No Madam!! Actually im the owner of condom factory and these are customers complaints...--------------------------------------------------------------------------Maths teacher if you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to aruna, 3 to anitha and 4 to kavita then what will you get?Student: 3 new girlfriends.--------------------------------------------------------------------------WHY AMERICAN NAMES ARE LIKEJACKSONWILSONMARKSONROBINSONKENSONANDERSONDAVIDSONJEMSONJOHNSON.......SO THAT THEIR MOM CAN REMEMBERWHO IS WHOSE SON-----------------------------------------------------------------------Sir:Which Comes First Sun or Moon?Sardar:Yes! Moon..Sir:How??..Sardar:Only after Honey'MOON', 'SON' will be Born!------------------------------------------------------------------------Astudent was asked to meke a sign board for traffic rules near a college campus.He wrote: Drive carefully.Don't kill the students.Just wait for the teachers.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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