Murder of English Language

[srikanthuserid]

It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. Just Read It.

The Leave Applications: )

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my  village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."


This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please  leave me for two days.."


Another gem from  CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."


From H.A.L.  Administration Dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days  leave."


Another employee applied for half day  leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at  10  o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half  day casual leave"


An incident of a leave  letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."


A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request  you to leave me today"


Another leave letter written to the  headmaster: 

"As my headache is paining, please grant me  leave  for the  day."


Covering note: 

"I am enclosed  herewith.... "


Another  one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below......"


Actual letter written for  application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I  am  her only husband at home I may be granted leave"...


Letter writing:- 

"I  am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling  for  a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for  the past several years and I can handle both with  good experience, I  am applying for the  post.

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