Funny Quotes -Sorry Ladies

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[center][b][size="4"][color="#333399"]Marriage is like an Indian public toilet.
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out.[/color]
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[b][size="4"][color="#336666"][color="#cc33cc"]No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life.
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Wife
Because there is always a better model in the neighborhood.[/color][/color]
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[b][size="4"][color="#009900"]Searched these keywords on Google `How to tackle wife?`
Google search result thrown up was, `Good day sir, Even we are searching`.[/color]
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[b][size="4"][color="#999900"]Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years.
Osama Bin Laden must have called the US Navy Seals himself![/color]
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[b][size="4"][color="#00cccc"]It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most;
and when a man does that... the slide show begins.[/color]
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[b][size="4"][color="#cc9933"]It takes thousand workers to build a castle, million soldiers to protect a country,
but just one woman to make a Happy Home --------- a Good Maid![/color]
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[b][size="4"][color="#cc0000"]Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All women are devils, but my wife is the queen --
of them.[/color][/size][/b][/center]

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[b][color=#00CCCC]It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she is in love the most;
and when a man does that... the slide show begins[/color][/b]

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