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Guest laddu
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To the FANS of BANDA BALAYYA , THIS is just for the sake of humor..If u guys are sensitive please step back and dont read the content posted in this thread..Ani anta anukannara antha ledhu raa mee kosame pettina post... please read it...

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Jokes :

King of POP and World's best dancer Micheal Jackson was arrested by cops on accusing him on attempt to Suicide..You know the reason y?

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he watched the dance video of balayya..

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Balayya is remaking TITANIC as

"Samudram lo Sanyasi". In the end he doesn't die but swims across the ocean with heroine in one hand and....

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TITANIC on other hand.

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Balayya practising CHIRU's dialogue (TAGORE)..

ippativaraku na cinemalu 440...

andhulo HITLU 4..

Floplu 40..

Utterfloplu 140..

Varam Adinavi 80..

Varam kuda adanivi 60..

Fans matrame chudanivi 20..

Ika migilinavi 16..

Vatilo asalu release kaanivi 14..

migilina 2 sagamlo apesaru..

natho cinema theesi suicide chesukunna nirmathalu 4..

cinema chustu chachina fans 4232..

Chala inka amina kavala?

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Kannayya ur son is dead.

hearing this kannayya jumps

from 50th floor..

at 35th floor he realizes "i dont have a son"

at 25th floor "i'm not married"

at 3rd floor "SH*T I'm not kannayya. i am Balayya..

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ATHADU DIALOGUE:

Nuvvu padivelu ichina S.I. ki nenu laksha rupayalu istha

Balayya cinema chusi poyadani raasestadu..

polam kavalo pranam kavalo telchuko.

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City mottam godavaga undi

bayataku raku

Buses, C.D shops tagala pedutunnaru..

enduko telusa "MITRUDU" audio vine ekamga 108 mandi 108 lo hospital palayyaru..

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Drona lo priyamani BIKINI - Cinema FLOP.

Billa lo Anushka BIKINI- Cinema AVG.

Heroines tho labham ledani MITRUDU lo mana Balayya BIKINI lo vastunnadu.

Enjoy!

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@laddu.. *=: *=: *=: *=:

mama manchi oopu meedhunnav eroju.. common  you rock you rock you rock you rock

kummesav mama.. dance1w dance1w dance1w dance1w

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@laddu

you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock you rock

mama keka ra nuvvu...adhiripoyindhi... navvaleka chachanu anuko..allari pidugu chusinappudey entha navvano ippudu antha kantey ekkuva navvanu mama...keka mama nuvvu...chimpesav...ilagey rechipo mama...cheers

Guest laddu
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MAMA ALLARI PIDUGU cinema chusina  j&* please mama vadi cinema lu balayya fans matrame chustharu...manam only tv lo ads chusthey chalu ...

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*=: *=: *=:titanic joke inka bagundhi......mana bandayya adhi kuda chesthadu aadi cinemallo.pichhodu.
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@laddu

good post dude...

aa naa ko..ku..lni atlaney adukondi...pichi naa kuyya gaalu... 

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nuvvu padi velu ichina SI ki nenu laksha istanu

balayya cinema  chusi poyadu ani raasestadu

abba abba ...emanna timing aa....racha mama nuvvu....laddu roxxxxxxx you rock you rock *=:

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papam sandrababji gadu TV estha annadu andhariki vadiki thelidhemo ee banda balligadi kathendho. !Q# !Q#

sandrababji gadiki mitrudu movie pakka chupinchali mama appudu thelusthundhi meedu entha erri pushpamo and vidi fans inkentha erri na____..

Guest kojja(siru gadii koduku)
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@laddu

good post dude...

aa naa ko..ku..lni atlaney adukondi...pichi naa kuyya gaalu... 

EMII BEVARSUU YSR GAA... PANCHA UDUTUNDHII REYY NEEKU....

Guest laddu
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EMII BEVARSUU YSR GAA... PANCHA UDUTUNDHII REYY NEEKU....

@kojja

arey mama nee place intercity express or shathavahana express kada.. girakhi ledha ee madhya... itu paddaventi raa..!!! ikkada pisalu raavu... please GO BACK!!!

Guest kojja(siru gadii koduku)
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@kojja

arey mama nee place intercity express or shathavahana express kada.. girakhi ledha ee madhya... itu paddaventi raa..!!! ikkada pisalu raavu... please GO BACK!!!

NEE KOSAM VACHAA RAAA... NUVUU KADHA 0.5  LAKI PRESIDENT VII KADHAAA myfriendswswsw myfriendswswsw

Guest laddu
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NEE KOSAM VACHAA RAAA... NUVUU KADHA 0.5  LAKI PRESIDENT VII KADHAAA myfriendswswsw myfriendswswsw

*u( parugethandroooo kojja gadu vasthunnadu..................... *u(

Guest laddu
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arey oo kojja...

poyi chudu pinnamma paata padukoo intercity loo ..!!! dobbeyi.. i hate kojja'ss!!!

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