Nonveggie Jokes

[lebowski]

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nuv kummey mama jokes bagunnai [img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7259/brahmigopilaugh.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#008000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Three guys were friends right from their childhood. Due to their jobs they got separated for almost 10 years and happen to meet at a car showroom one day. Now they are married and having a son each.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey maa abbayiki cars ante chaala istam ra anduke car kondam ani vacha.......[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: arrry maa vadiki same ra cars ante chaala istam ra.....nenu kondam ane vacha....[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: maa vaadu same ra nenu car kondam ane vacha.....[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]the three frnds share their life experiences and keep on talking. suddenly......they ask eachother that how did they come to know that their sons were interested in cars......[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st frnd: arey oka roju nenu ratri intiki velle sariki maa vaadu maa aavida meeda kurchoni pom-pom pom-pom ani maa aavidavi pisukutunnadu ra......naku ala telisindi.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd frnd: nadi koncham ghoram ra....ma vaadu ardha ratri poota lechi na sulli pattukuni.......daddy..... gear veyyi daddy annadu ra........[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#008000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd frnd: naaku ela chepalo teliyatledu ra........ma vaadu naa sulli teeskelli na pellam p***u lo petti.......daddy petrol poyyi annadu be............[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Maximus]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368557617' post='1303749881']


[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]APPLE;(crying). Banana; why are you crying? Apple; all people cut eat me, Banana; you are better then me. all remove my dress eat me. SIGGUTO CHASTUNA[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y71reyDy9lg/S4NwNaA9BCI/AAAAAAAAAqs/dcQRjDvBmOo/s400/naughty+banana.jpg[/img]
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[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sex chesetapudu wife meru accham mobile lagane unnaru[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]husband u love my vibration[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]wife kadandi basement lo ki velangane me networlk fail [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]autundi.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Husband in balcony reading news paper.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A donkey came near by.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Husband[/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]: [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Darling ur relatives came[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Wife:Athayya meeru okkare vachara mavayya raleda?[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[lebowski]

[quote name='Maximus' timestamp='1368558409' post='1303750018']
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y71reyDy9lg/S4NwNaA9BCI/AAAAAAAAAqs/dcQRjDvBmOo/s400/naughty+banana.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7259/brahmigopilaugh.gif[/img]
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ne giffism tagaleyya [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vh-MDeWZGs0/UY9_12sMPxI/AAAAAAAAExo/gMtkvxBEU4I/s1600/amav8.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Who is stronger, Man Or Woman?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A:A woman bcos she[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]stones with the help of a crane.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[quote name='Maximus' timestamp='1368558409' post='1303750018']
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_y71reyDy9lg/S4NwNaA9BCI/AAAAAAAAAqs/dcQRjDvBmOo/s400/naughty+banana.jpg[/img]
[img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7259/brahmigopilaugh.gif[/img]
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[img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7259/brahmigopilaugh.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: I am 20years old, what about you?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Girl: I am also 20 years old.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: then come to my bed room,[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]girl: for what?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: for playing 20-20[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Maximus]

[quote name='lebowski' timestamp='1368558444' post='1303750023']
ne giffism tagaleyya [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vh-MDeWZGs0/UY9_12sMPxI/AAAAAAAAExo/gMtkvxBEU4I/s1600/amav8.gif[/img]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368558506' post='1303750034']
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[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A woman married a one legged man[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]She wrote to her mother[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“My husband only has ONE FOOT:[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Her Mother replied :[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES”[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]4 road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina….[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1) Caution-dark tunnel.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2) Drive carefully-road wet n slippery.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3) Go slow.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]4) Men at work[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Oka lift baita ok note rasiundi[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]streelaku pratayka pradhynita evvali[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]inka dani kindane rasiundi[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]oka samayam 6 guru kante ekuva mandi [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]ekka gudadu.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Oka Kannepila ki Pilagadu pudthadu[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Vala Nana Adugutadu E babu evaridi[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Pilla-Nana missed call aite andauru kottevaru[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teliyedu evaridi Received aaiyindo.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Girl Friend Calls to Boy Friend in the Night[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]GF:- Yem chestunavu [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF:-Dupeta Kapukoni Podukuntunanu[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]GF:-Akkada Signals Unnaiya[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF:_Enduku levu Na Personal Tower Nilabadi Undi kada[/size][/font][/font][/color]