Nonveggie Jokes

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1 Indian went to international cooking contest[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]when judges came to him he was moving spoon in empty kadai[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]judge : kiya bana rahay ho ?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Indian: “chootiya“[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sobhanam Ratri Taruvatha Bharta tana Bharya ni Adginadu[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yetla Feel ayau Appudu Bharya Cheppindi[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]5% Siggu 5% Noppi 90% Pata Gyapakalu[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Adi Yem Vastu Roju Meru Chustaru Gani Danni Pattukoleru[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Student:- Siggupadutu [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Miss! Me Sanlu (****)[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:- Emma..class ki intha late ga vachav? [/size][/font][/font][/color]


[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Girl: em cheyanu mam nannu fallow avthunna abbai [/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]chala slow ga vachadu[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]blind boy giving sweets 2 all. [/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]aunty cam 4m bathroom wdout dress 2 get sweets. [/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]knowing he zblind... [/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]aunty: wt special? [/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]b.boy: igot my eyes..aunty[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

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[Water]

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[Piscop]

[anand369]

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[massmaharaj]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A woman married a one legged man[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]She wrote to her mother[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“My husband only has ONE FOOT:[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Her Mother replied :[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES[/size][/font][/font][/color]


[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idhi artham kaaledhu [/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[quote name='massmaharaj' timestamp='1368559058' post='1303750103']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A woman married a one legged man[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]She wrote to her mother[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“My husband only has ONE FOOT:[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Her Mother replied :[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES[/size][/font][/font][/color]


[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idhi artham kaaledhu [/size][/font][/font][/color]
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valla amma misunderstand cheskuntadi daani alludiki 1 foot undi kaani daani modugiki 5 inchesy undi ani

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sex is like a restaurant sometimes u get good service,[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Sometimes bad service, sometimes no service & many [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Times u have to be happy with self service[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[quote name='CNATION1' timestamp='1368559020' post='1303750096']
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[quote name='Arrjun' timestamp='1368559045' post='1303750100']

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[quote name='Dabangggg' timestamp='1368559052' post='1303750101']
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[/quote]vokey vokey

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Wife To Husband Oka Dunnatopu Samchramlo Kanisam[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]300 sarlu Sex Chestadi[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Meru Dantlo Sagam Kuda Cheyaru[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Husband:-Edi Ekkadaina Rasiunda A Dunnapotu Okate Aau (Cow) to Sex Chestadani[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher: Make a sentence using the word "hand"[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: My penis is in your hand.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher slaps the Boy.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: maam pen Taruvatha Space ivvadam Marichipoyanu.[/size][/font][/font][/color]