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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man 2 wife : "business is going down,if u learn to cook,we can remove bavarchi." [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]wife : "asshole, if u learn to fcuk, we can remove driver, Gardener & watchman!!!!!!!![/size][/font][/font][/color]

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[quote name='vizzeboy' timestamp='1368558150' post='1303749975'] source pls maymu kuda read kuntamu [/quote] link isthe atanu legend ela avtadu [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-uKQE_cobKBM/UY

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[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]oka pillodu school le kothagaa poyaduu .. akkada pillalu andharu manchi naatu boothulu matladukuntunaru iethee oka roju veedu adukuntuntee .. okadu

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]What is the similarity between man & mouse ? [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]= Both of them are in the search of hole[/size][/font][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A woman gave birth to six babies & on seeing this,she goes out [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]off [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]her hospital bed & [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]slapped her husband & shouted, " Nenu Appude Chepanu Kuka Style lo Voddani...........[/size][/font][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Kuturu:- Amma Pakinti Abbaini Chustunte Na Bra Tight Aipotundi[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Amma:-Nuvu Bra vesukokunda Chudu Vadi Underwear Tight Aiyepothadi Chudu.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Never [/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]fcuk [/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]a Tel-Operator,after 3 mins. she'll say ur time is [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]over [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Never [/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]fcuk [/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]a Nurse, she'll say next pls. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]But [/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]fcuk [/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]a Teacher,she'll say It's good, now repeat it 5 times[/size][/font][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A bra falls on a Milk Man entering a building. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]He looks up n shouts,"oh Ammai Ni Paala Mutha Kinda Padipoyindi.........[/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]!"[/size][/font][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this ?" [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom says if u [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]have this u can get plenty of those................! "[/size][/font][/font][/color]

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]The Lady next to him asked,"Are they ur BABIES." [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]The Person said ,"NO, I own a condom factory & these are [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]customers [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]complaints..........."[/size][/font][/font][/color]

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[color=#282828][size=4][color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]What did newtons cock say to newton?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]?[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]?[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]?[/size][/font][/color]
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[color=#333333][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]F--k with your law of gravity, I am going up [/size][/font][/color][/size][/color]

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ivi sadivi [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmilaugh.gif[/img] nenu ippudey vastaa

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CITI_c$y CITI_c$y [quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368557807' post='1303749918']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:-Arey ravi abcd lu cheppu raa..[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-A.E.G.H.I.J.K.M.N.O.P.Q.R.S.T.U.V.W.X.Y.Z. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Teacher:[/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]BF CD lu evi ra??[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ravi:-vasu gadi bag lo vunai madam[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][/size][/font][/font][/color]
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[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368557912' post='1303749931']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3 Girls go 2 yamdarmaraj [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]1st Girl:Nenu pelliki munde boy frnd ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Nrakam ki velu[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]2nd Girl:Nenu pelli taruvata maa husband ki kisiccha.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Swargam ki velu[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3rd Girl:Nenu pelli ki mundu ivaledu pelli tarvata ivaledu.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Yama:Aite nuvvu na ROOM ki velu[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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