Nonveggie Jokes

[JALSA_KISHORE]

[color=#3E2616][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=4]Having sex is like playing bridge. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#3E2616][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=4] [/size][/font][/color][color=#3E2616][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][size=4]If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. [/size][/font][/color]

[GULABJAM]

[JALSA_KISHORE]

[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" .[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful." [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color]

[JALSA_KISHORE]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]Which of these words doesn't belong; Meat or Cricket ball or Blowjob? [/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]Blowjob, cuz you can beat your meat, you can beat a cricket ball with Bat , but you can't beat a blowjob..[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/gallery/album_15/gallery_24383_15_148596.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Pelli Chupulo Abbai Vallu Ma Vadu Clerk ga Job Chestunadu Nelaku 4000 Jitam .Painundi Oka 15000 Sampdistdu.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Ammai Tarufana Ammai Nurse Ga Panichestundi Nelaku 3000 Jitam. Kindinunchi Oka 25000 Nelaku Sampdistadi.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idi rachaa[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Water]

[quote name='KeV_Keka' timestamp='1368560168' post='1303750209']
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]An old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]A few days later, he was seen walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to him and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" [/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]He replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" .[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3]The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful." [/size][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif][size=3] [/size][/font][/color]
[/quote]
[quote name='KeV_Keka' timestamp='1368560451' post='1303750243']
[color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]Which of these words doesn't belong; Meat or Cricket ball or Blowjob? [/background][/size][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]Blowjob, cuz you can beat your meat, you can beat a cricket ball with Bat , but you can't beat a blowjob..[/background][/size][/font][/color]
[img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/gallery/album_15/gallery_24383_15_148596.gif[/img]
[/quote]

ippudu daka antha bane undi... nee jokelu endi asal ardam aithalev.. [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/--o7mXz3u-j4/T9VVBGzBJAI/AAAAAAAAGo0/kmj8a1-XW2g/s150/PK-1.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Andaru Cheputuntaru Ada dani Chetilo Chala Podupu untundi ani Nijame[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]3Inch (Pennis) Pattukunte 6 Inch Autundi Mari.........................[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Woman is good engine because she excepted any size of piston. finger touch start. automatic oil change every fourth week.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]pussy pussy little star [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]let me rub u in the salwaar [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]up above the legs so high [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]always wet never dry [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]....come on baby don'! T feel shy [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]give me baby one more try !!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man to a Lady, " Me Danimmapandlu Jagrathaga Petukondi Avi Nanu Distrub Chestunnai. Lady[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Angrily replies," Etla Pettukunte Mekenti Pandlu Navi Na Istam [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man- Avandi Pandulu Meve Kani Ikkada Juice Nadi Karutundi Mari.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Maximus]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368560878' post='1303750289']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]pussy pussy little star [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]let me rub u in the salwaar [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]up above the legs so high [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]always wet never dry [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]....come on baby don'! T feel shy [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=verdana][size=3]give me baby one more try !!!!!!!!!!!!!![/size][/font][/font][/color]
[/quote]
[img]http://i.minus.com/iQVCzZKIL0aJS.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Doctor says: [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head,2 [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]eggs and cream, [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]which provides all the nutreints to make women healthy.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]U know who the b! est goal keeper in the world is ? [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]which way u fcuk her, ur balls never go in[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A man walked into a ladies toilet. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A lady who was inside got furious & shouted--" THIS IS [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN " [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!"[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to " PIZZA HUT " [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]---Because they advertised "FREE DELIVERY "[/size][/font][/font][/color]