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[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Girl's don't bunk classes b'coz they know missing periods means [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]PREGNANCY ![/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady standing at bus stop taking whisper pack in her hand.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Bagger:Amma Dharmam Cheyi[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady: No change.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Bagger:Aa bread aina Echeiye Amma[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady: Repu Raa Dintlo Jam Petti Istanu.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[biscuitRAJA000]

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[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A girl went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Coach says: Mam here a 2 piece; costume is not allowed.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Girl says: Yedi Ippanu Mari? !![/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Builder's son: Papa naku Chalelu Kaavali.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Papa: Beta, Daniki 9 Nelalu Patdi Ra[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Son: Ani Rojulu Kuduradu Kani o 4 guru Manusulanu Panilo Pettai.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[rapchik]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368561015' post='1303750302']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man to a Lady, " Me Danimmapandlu Jagrathaga Petukondi Avi Nanu Distrub Chestunnai. Lady[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Angrily replies," Etla Pettukunte Mekenti Pandlu Navi Na Istam [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man- Avandi Pandulu Meve Kani Ikkada Juice Nadi Karutundi Mari.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Ravi shashtri to his wife at first night: Are you virgin?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]She replied:Yendi Epudaina Spinnere Ki Kotta Ball Dorukutada.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[biscuitRAJA000]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368559306' post='1303750134']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Kuturu:- Amma Pakinti Abbaini Chustunte Na Bra Tight Aipotundi[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Amma:-Nuvu Bra vesukokunda Chudu Vadi Underwear Tight Aiyepothadi Chudu.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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[Darling999]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]oka buddodu adukotaniki pakka auntu entiki poyadu... iethe a auntyy pillodithoo ela andi[/font][/color]


[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Aunty : areyee bunty nenu velli snanam chesi vastaa[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]bunty : sare aunty[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]sare annavadu akkade undakundaa lopaliki poyadu aunty full nude...[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]bunty :Aunty me kinda de yenti[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]aunty : adi shed amma[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]bunty: iethee na scotter ne park cheyochaaa[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]aunty :ledu amma eve uncle vachi lorry park chestadu kudaraduu...[/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[quote name='biscuitraja' timestamp='1368561452' post='1303750344']
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[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Oka foreigner Road paina Oka Kojja ni Chusi Ila Adugutadu [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Hi, are u a prostitute?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Kojja Answer Istadu: No, I am a substitute.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]oka Aunty road meeda wait chestuntey okadu vachi list istaadu[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Aunty: Lopalki raa babu night ayipoyindi kada repu vellachu[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Boy: Ok Aunty[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Aunty: sarey babu nuvvu pappu room lo paduko nenu naa room lo padkuntaa[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Boy: Pappu enduku ley kaani nenu ee sofa meeda padkuntaa aunty[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Aunty:: OK [/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]\[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Next Day Morning oka kasak lanti fafa vachi cofee istundi veediki[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Boy: Nuvvu evaru?[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Kasak: nenu Pappu ni. Mari meeru ??[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Boy: pichi na koduku ni [/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]What is The mean's Of Pune?:[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]P = Please[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]U = Use[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]N = Nirodh[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]E = EverDay[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: Doc, Nadi Lesta Ledu.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Doc: do u have girlfriend?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: "no"[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Doc: do u visit prons Website?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: "no"[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Doc: do u go 4 mujra?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: "no"[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Doc: Aite Lepi Dantlo Yemaina Coat Yealadistava Mari?[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A Lady lost 3 panties in her house.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]She asked her husband but he didn't know.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Husb asked maid.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Maid replied: Siggupadutuu Aaiyagaru Meku Telusu Kada Nenu Panty Vesukonuani[/size][/font][/font][/color]