Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]oka pillodu school le kothagaa poyaduu .. akkada pillalu andharu manchi naatu boothulu matladukuntunaru iethee oka roju veedu adukuntuntee .. okadu vachi .. pora ** annadu ..papam veediki telikaa, entiki poyee valla nana ne adigadu .[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]nana nana **** ante yenti ani .. valla nana pillodi ne chedakottadam yendhuku ani pedhalu ra annadu..sare ani lite tsukunnadu [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]next day enkodu vachi areyee "Sulli" ga annadu ..[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]veedu poyeee valla nana ne malli adigadu nana sulli ante yenti ani ....daniki valla nana sulli antee kallu ra annadu (eye's)[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]one fine day class teacher lipstick yesukoni class ke vachindi [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]mandiki gudha yesanam agakaaa medam mee "****" yerragaa undi annadu .... daniki aa teacher neku yela telusu raa antee na sulli petti chusaa antaduuuu....[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][/font][/color] 1
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Court lo case nadusthuntundhi[/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge - ee stree chesina neram[/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Laywer - Wholesale vyaapaaram chestunte arrest chesaaru melard[/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge - wholesale chesthene arrest chesthaaraa[/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lawyer - wholesale kaadu melard 'hole-sale'[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Which is the smallest hotel in the world? [/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]** INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside...[/size][/font][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi [/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doc: Ee Condom Tisko. [/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Woman: Edi Nila to tiskovala Pala to naa[/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doc: Arati kai to[/size][/font][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A Chinese man files for divorce [/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge: What's the reason? [/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come [/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Judge: May be side income[/size][/font][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 Biscuit Jokes: [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]pappu to prostitute girl [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]pappu:wats ur rate [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]girl: 10rupees on floor,Rs20 on chair,RS50 on sofa,Rs100 on bed[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]after deep thought pappu gave rs100 to that girl. girl:on bed pappu:no,10 times on floor what a idea sirji[/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]oka ayana thana iddru kodukulaki batanilu koni pettadu.okkokkati ga tinandi anni oke sari tinte adara de......tha ani antadu chinna koduku baaga allari anduje batanilanu egaresi notlo vesukuntunnadu. porapatuna oka batani valla parents sex chesukuntunna room lo padindi[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]adi choosi parigettukuntoo annaya daggarraku velli.[/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]annaya mummy ekkuva batanilu tininindi anduke nanna mummy ni adara den.....tunnadu[/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]train lo upper berth lo iddaru sex chesukuntunnaru porapatuna bra lower berth lo padindi.appudu lower berth vaadu "em guru paalu nuvvu taagi packet naa meeda visirav enti";-) [/font][/color] [color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=4]ROFL, biscuit ippudey chadivinaa adi[/size][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#424242][font=Tahoma, Geneva, sans-serif][size=5][background=rgb(240, 240, 240)]A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s **. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”[/background][/size][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [url="http://jokes4all.net/chinese.html"]Chinese[/url][color=#000000][font=arial][size=5]: "Me not come to work, me sick."[/size][/font][/color] [url="http://jokes4all.net/bosses.html"]Boss[/url][color=#000000][font=arial][size=5]: "When I'm sick I have [/size][/font][/color][url="http://jokes4all.net/sex.html"]sex[/url][color=#000000][font=arial][size=5] with my [/size][/font][/color][url="http://jokes4all.net/wives.html"]wife[/url][color=#000000][font=arial][size=5], try it."[/size][/font][/color] [color=#000000][font=arial][size=5]Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house![/size][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking Board Kanipista Leda? [/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Man: Dani Side lone 'Always Wear Condom' Ane board Undi Aite Ipudu Nenu Condom Petukoni Kusona?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A man went into the Shell gas station one morning and asked for five dollars worth of gas. The clerk farted and gave him a receipt[/size][/font][/font][/color]
Darling999 Posted May 14, 2013 Author Report Posted May 14, 2013 [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger **'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your ** for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my ** bigger?' asks the girlfriend.[/size][/font][/font][/color] [color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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