Nonveggie Jokes

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A SAD STORY: [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A boy was so jealous of his new born brother, that he put poison [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]on his mother's [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]nipple when she was asleep & the next day their DRIVER died.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man goes to the RED LIGHT area. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Madame inquire:" r u married ?" [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]He replied :"What difference does it make ?" [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[vizzeboy]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368562585' post='1303750431']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Woman: Doctor garu Naku Konni Rojulavarku Pilalu Vadabdi [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doc: Ee Condom Tisko. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Woman: Edi Nila to tiskovala Pala to naa[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Doc: Arati kai to[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[/quote]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]What is a KISS ? [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]- Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]floor.........![/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A man is dying of cancer. His son asked,"Dad, why u keep telling [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]people u r dying of AIDS ? " [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Dad :" So when i m dead No one will dare fcuk your Mom ! "[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man collides. His elbow hits lady's *****. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man: " If ur heart is as soft as ur *****,than I'm sure u'll [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]forgive me." [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Lady:" If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I'm in room no. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]104. "[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Man to Wife on Wedding night: "r u sure I'm the first man u have [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]slept with?" [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]"of course Honey, I stayed awake with all the others!!!!!"[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Newly wed husband: "I will be frank with u, dear u r not the [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]first [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]girl, I've ** !" [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Bride:"I'll also be frank, you have still to learn a lot about [/size][/font][/font][/color][color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]*** !"[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=4][color=#333333][font=Verdana]Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana]Confused Banta: How the hell?[/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=Verdana]Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms[/font][/color][/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=red][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][b][font=Verdana]Santa: I am so miser ([/font][font=Verdana][i]kanjoos[/i])[/font][font=Verdana] that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. [/font][/b][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=Verdana][color=#333333][color=#FFFF00][color=red][b]Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend[/b][/color][/color][/color][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]LADY- I feel I have an infection in my **[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]DOCTOR- Well.... When was it that you last had sex[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]LADY - About 6 months back[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]DOCTOR - Then thant is not infection.... that's RUST[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[b][color=red]Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?

Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.

Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".

Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.[/color][/b]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty. [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs? [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs? [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[size=3][color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana]Three Indian women were discussing about their sexual fantasies. The first one said my most erotic fantasy is to have sex in the white house with the president of USA because all that power in the room where all important decisions are taken really turns me on.[/font][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana]The second woman said for me the most erotic sexual turn on would be to have sex with two big well muscled black men at the same time, that's something I always dreamed of. [/font][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana]The third one thought for a while and then said for me the most erotic fantasy would be to have my brother fielding at third slips during a Pakistan-India test match, Pakistan has no wickets in hand, needs 4 runs to win, Wasim Akram gets an outer edge to the ball which goes straight past my brothers hands for a four and all the hundred thousand fans at Eden garden get up and yell [/font][/font][/color][/size][b]"ISKEE BHEN KO CHODO"[/b]