Nonveggie Jokes

[Darling999]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]ila peditey evadainaa time ki vastaadu intik[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[mogalichettu]

Oka urilo anna, tammudu untadu. Annaki recent ga pelli avtadi.

Anna valla tammudini alagaina bayataki pampi tana pellam to XXXXX anukuntadu.
Tammudiki konni paisalu ichi bayataki velli enjoy cheyamantadu.
Tammudu bayataki velatdu kani papam tanu teesukellina cycle evado dobbestadu. Tammudu bayam to intiki vachi mancham kinda daguntadu.

Anna, vadi pellam room lo ki enter ayyi pani chesukovadam shuru chestaru.

Anna tana pellam to nee Pu**** lo prapamcham anta kanipistunde antadu.

Appudu tammudu kindi nunchi gattiga [b]Mari na cycle kanipinchinda ani arustadu[/b]. [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/gallery/album_15/gallery_24383_15_133842.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Lady In Bus: [b]Aapka Kuchh Touch Ho Raha Hai[/b].[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Man: [i][b]Oh, Wo Meri Salary Hai Pocket Mein[/b][/i].[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Lady: [b]Harami Kuttey, Teri Salary 5 Minute Mein 5 Guna Badh Gayi Kya ?[/b][/size][/font][/color]

[galigannarao]

[Darling999]

[quote name='mogalichettu' timestamp='1368563455' post='1303750526']
Oka urilo anna, tammudu untadu. Annaki recent ga pelli avtadi.

Anna valla tammudini alagaina bayataki pampi tana pellam to XXXXX anukuntadu.
Tammudiki konni paisalu ichi bayataki velli enjoy cheyamantadu.
Tammudu bayataki velatdu kani papam tanu teesukellina cycle evado dobbestadu. Tammudu bayam to intiki vachi mancham kinda daguntadu.

Anna, vadi pellam room lo ki enter ayyi pani chesukovadam shuru chestaru.

Anna tana pellam to nee Pu**** lo prapamcham anta kanipistunde antadu.

Appudu tammudu kindi nunchi gattiga [b]Mari na cycle kanipinchinda ani arustadu[/b]. [img]http://www.andhrafriends.com/uploads/gallery/album_15/gallery_24383_15_133842.gif[/img]
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[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[Darling999]

[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1368563582' post='1303750536']

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endi inthaka mundu sadavaledaa nuvvu

[Darling999]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Girl: “[b]I Have Eyes, Just Like My Mom[/b]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Boy: “[i][b]You Also Have bubies Like Your Dad[/b][/i]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Girl: “[b]My Dad Doesn’t Have [/b][/size][/font][/color][i][b]bubies[/b][/i][color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Boy: “[color=#800000][b]Exactly[/b][/color]“[/size][/font][/color]

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[juvenile]

[Darling999]

[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Madam: “[b]Bachhon, Batao Samosa Aur Kachori, Mein Kya Fark Hai?[/b]”[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#000000][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=5]Pappu: “[b]Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, [color=#800000]Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori[/color][/b]“[/size][/font][/color]

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[k2s]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368563455' post='1303750525']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.[/size][/font][/font][/color]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]ila peditey evadainaa time ki vastaadu intik[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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[Darling999]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Santa: “Meri Biwi Itna Majak Karti Hai Ke Main Tumhe Kya Bataun”[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Banta: “Kaisa Majak?”[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Santa: “Kal Mene Pichhe Se Chupke Se Uski Aankhon Pe Haath Rakh Ke Awaaj Badal Kar Usko Puchha Main Kaun Hoon?[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]To Pahale Wo Boli “Doodh Wala?”[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Maine Kaha “Nahi”[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]To Wo Boli “Paper Wala” Maine Kaha “Nahi”[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Phir Wo Boli “Makan Malik Hona?”[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Dekha Kitna Mazak Karti Hai Na“[/font][/color]

[Darling999]

Biscuit Jokes:

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]lkg class lo madam board meeda raastundaga ventane oka pillavadu lechadu[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]boy:madam mee duster kinda padipoyindi[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]madam:u naughty adi duster kaadu ra naa whisper[/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]during sex,gf started screaming and crying [/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] boy:wat r u doing we are not doing this for the 1st time[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] gf: u continue im practicing 4my wedding honeymoon[/font][/color]

[galigannarao]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368563614' post='1303750539']
endi inthaka mundu sadavaledaa nuvvu
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encouraging yaa

[Darling999]

[quote name='galigannarao' timestamp='1368564049' post='1303750583']
encouraging yaa
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Baava [img]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1444039_o.gif[/img]