Nonveggie Jokes

[Betting Bangarraju]

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[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]A Boy pulls down his pant & ask a girl " do u have this ?" [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says,"My mom says if u [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]have this u can get plenty of those................! "[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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[Piscop]

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[whatever]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368564589' post='1303750622']
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]He decides to test it out at dinner one night.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son.[/font][/color]



[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]"Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son.[/font][/color]


[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]"Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son! "The robot slaps the mom.[/font][/color]
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good one .....

[SudhirKumar]

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[juvenile]

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