Nonveggie Jokes

[Darling999]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Doctor: Lips Kaise Fate ?[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Ladki: Kiss Kar Rahi Thi Ki Kisi Ne Darwaza Knock Kiya Or Us Kamine Ne Ghabra K ......... Zip Band Kar Di[/font][/color]


[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=4]telugu translation for DB Public[/size][/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=4]Doctor: Lips ela chirigaayi[/size][/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=4]Ammayi: Kiss Chestunnanu, sudden ga evaroo talu[/size][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][size=4]pu koditey ee vedhava kangaru padi ZIP paiki laagesaadu..!![/size][/font][/color]

[Darling999]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]He decides to test it out at dinner one night.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Father asks his son what he did that day. Son says, "I did some schoolwork."The robot slaps the son.[/font][/color]



[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]"Dad asks, "what movie did you watch? "Son says, "Toy Story."The robot slaps the son.[/font][/color]


[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Son says, " Ok, Ok we were watching pornos.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]"Dad says,"What? At your age I didn't even know what pornos were! "The robot slaps the dad.[/font][/color]

[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son! "The robot slaps the mom.[/font][/color]

[juvenile]

vuu

[arjun anugula]

super jokes,.,,,,,awesome

[Ismail bhai]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368563843' post='1303750565']
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]during sex,gf started screaming and crying [/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] boy:wat r u doing we are not doing this for the 1st time[/font][/color]
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif]gf: u continue im practicing 4my wedding honeymoon[/font][/color]
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[img]http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/7259/brahmigopilaugh.gif[/img] smart girl

[venkat_ravinder]

lol... keep them coming..

[pavan_613]

Shakeela joke highlight

[juvenile]

[quote name='CITI' timestamp='1368566002' post='1303750719']
Shakeela joke highlight
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Neeku pisco mayya sanmanam ani thhadu esaadu .. udhar dekh

[pavan_613]

[quote name='AggiRamudu' timestamp='1368566084' post='1303750722']


Neeku pisco mayya sanmanam ani thhadu esaadu .. udhar dekh
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Okay

[Chitti_the_ROBO2]

Oka doctor daggariki oka L vacchi aduguthundi

L: doctor garu naku naa hole pakkana inkoo hole pettagalaraa?

Doctor: Why alaa?

L: business bagundhi andi, pakkana inko branch open cheyddam ani...

[Chitti_the_ROBO2]

[color=#333333][font=Verdana, Arial, Tahoma, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3][background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]A guy wearing a mask walks into a bank with a gun. The banker(the banker is a chick) says, "Sir, this is a sperm bank." The guy goes to the banker and says, "get the sperm and drink it." so the banker drinks the sperm, the guy takes off his mask and says, "well honey that wasent so hard was it?"[/background][/size][/font][/color]

[Chitti_the_ROBO2]

[color=#000000]A man and a woman met in an elevator. "Where are you headed today?" the man asked. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "Oh, about $20." "Wow," said the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman then walked off angrily. The next day, the man and woman met at the elevator once again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she said with her mouth full.[/color]

[moviefan]

[quote name='massmaharaj' timestamp='1368559058' post='1303750103']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]A woman married a one legged man[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]She wrote to her mother[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“My husband only has ONE FOOT:[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]Her Mother replied :[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]“You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES[/size][/font][/font][/color]


[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]idhi artham kaaledhu [/size][/font][/font][/color]
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artham kakunte.. meeru e thread ki ravadam waste andi...

[moviefan]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368561934' post='1303750369']
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Oka foreigner Road paina Oka Kojja ni Chusi Ila Adugutadu [/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Hi, are u a prostitute?[/size][/font][/font][/color]
[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Verdana][size=3]Kojja Answer Istadu: No, I am a substitute.[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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Best joke so far in this thread....still reading

[pchky]

[quote name='DARLING...' timestamp='1368557617' post='1303749881']
paatayyi unnayi eyyamantey estaa [img]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs7/2895113_o.gif[/img]

[color=#333333][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][font=Tahoma, Calibri, Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif][size=3]APPLE;(crying). Banana; why are you crying? Apple; all people cut eat me, Banana; you are better then me. all remove my dress eat me. SIGGUTO CHASTUNA[/size][/font][/font][/color]
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good ones