athidhi Posted March 11, 2010 Report Share Posted March 11, 2010 There was a boy in high school we will call Joey. One day Joey leanedover to the girl sitting next to him in class and whispered, "RedRoses "The shocked girl stood up, slapped Joey in the face and went crying tothe teacher. The teacher called Joey to the desk and asked what he hadsaid."Red roses" was Joey's reply, at which the teacher screamed and sentpoor Joey to the principal's office.As Joey waited in the lobby to be called in, he pondered what washappening to him. His thoughts where cut short by the sound of thesecretary saying he could go in. Joey walked into the office and wastold to take a seat, which he did.After telling the story of how he had been wrongly accused and how heknew there was some mistake, the principal smiled and asked, "OK,Joey, I understand. What did you say to her?" Joey was sure theprincipal would be a reasonable man and responded "Red roses." youcould watch as the principal turned red and shouted "YOU'RE EXPELLED!GET OUT!"Joey asked to wait for the bus to take him home, since he lived somedistance away. "NO!" Then Joey was informed that if he were caught onthe premises again, he would be arrested for trespassing.Very distraught, Joey set out on his way home. He had made it about amile down the road when Old Man Jones, the local pig farmer, stoppedand offered a ride home. Joey, being very upset, of course, acceptedthe ride.Not more than a mile down the road, Old Man Jones asked why Joeywasn't in school, so Joey told the story of the events that hadhappened that day. At the end of the story, the old man said that itsounded like Joey had quite a rough time of it "Oh, and what did yousay?" Joey hesitated-- should he tell the man what he said, or not? Hedecided to tell him. "Red roses."The tires squealed as the truck ground to a halt.Old Man Jones reachedover and opened the door and pushed Joey out on his ear.Now very angry, Joey got up, brushed himself off, and continued on hisway home. Upon arriving at home, Joey's mother, Mrs. Campbell, sawthat her son wasn't looking too good, and asked why he hadn't caughtthe bus. Joey told her. She fixed Joey a bowl of soup and then asked,"Joey, dear, what on earth did you say to that little girl?" Joeywasn't sure what to do. He knew his mother loved him, but he didn'twant her to have the same reaction everyone else had. But he told heranyway. "Red roses."Joey waited in his room with a bruised ego and a sore bottom,wondering what would happen when his father got home. Six o'clock camearound and Joey's father got home. He could hear his parents arguingoutside his door and then suddenly it was quiet. Mr.. Campbell cameinto the room and said, "Your mother told me you had some trouble atschool, but I told her you and I would figure it out.But the first thing is you have to tell me what you said." "OK, Dad, Isaid red roses'," was Joey's response. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU"RE NOSON OF MINE!"The next morning, Joey decided he needed to get a job. It was awhilebefore he found anyone who would hire a 15-year-old who had beenexpelled from high school and kicked out of the house. But Joey wasn'ta quitter, and he did find a job working at a gas station in aneighboring town. After a few months, Joey had managed to get settledin his new job and had even moved into the apartment over his boss'garage.On a particularly slow day at work Joey's boss asked what had happenedthat caused everything that had happened to happen. Joey went intoalong story of emotional stress,misunderstoo d youth, the pain ofhaving lost all of his friends and family in one fateful day. The taleJoey spun was so powerful; his boss was moved to tears and, out ofcompassion, offered to adopt Joey.With the firstsmile to cross his lips in months, Joey accepted. On theway to thecourtproceedings a few days later, Joey's boss asked him,"Exactly, what did you say to her?" Without thinking, Joey replied,"Red roses." His boss grew as white as a ghost and said, "That was myniece, you little pervert!"Once again, Joey was without a friend in the world. The next day Joeytook all the money he had managed to save and bought a bus ticket "towherever the farthest place from here is.As he waited for his bus, a little old lady sat down next to him onthe bench. Even though he didn't want to, she started talking, andbefore you knew it, she had heard almost the whole story. But sheinterrupted and asked what he had said."Ma'am, I said 'red roses'.Well, the words were just barely out of his mouth when she startedbeating him with her cane.In order to flee the fury of the old woman, he ran across the road,but he never made it to the other side. He was hit by a speeding Macktruck and he died.The moral of this story is,Always look both ways before crossing the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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