rahuliit2003 Posted March 12, 2010 Report Posted March 12, 2010 [b]More of cows and bullsTRADITIONAL ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull.Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.You retire on the income.INDIAN ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You worship them.PAKISTAN ECONOMICSYou don't have any cows.You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.AMERICAN ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.FRENCH ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You go on strike because you want three cows.GERMAN ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.BRITISH ECONOMICSYou have two cows.They are both mad cows.ITALIAN ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.SWISS ECONOMICSYou have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.You charge others for storing them.JAPANESE ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow imagescalled Cowkimon and market them worldwide.RUSSIAN ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka.CHINESE ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.[/b] Quote
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Rapp-Chikk Posted July 1, 2010 Report Posted July 1, 2010 BRITISH ECONOMICSYou have two cows.They are both mad cows.hahaha Quote
lateluguguy Posted July 6, 2010 Report Posted July 6, 2010 RUSSIAN ECONOMICSYou have two cows.You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. you rock you rock you rock you rock Quote
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