reddygudur Posted March 12, 2010 Report Posted March 12, 2010 Definition Of KISS 1) Professor of Economics: Kiss is that thing for which the demand is alwayshigher than the supply2)Professor of Accountancy; Kiss is a credit because it is profitable whenreturned.3)Professor of Algebra: Kiss is infinity, because two divided by nothing4)Professor of Geometry: Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.5) Professor of Physics; Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to theexpansion of the Heart.6)Professor of Chemistry: Kiss is the reaction of the interaction betweentwo hearts.7)Professor of Zoology: Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.8)Professor of Physiology: Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisorismuscles in the state of contraction.9) Professor of Dentistry: Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.10) Professor of Philosophy: Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasyfor the youth and homage for the old.11)Professor of Statistics: Kiss is an event whose probability depends onthe vital statistics of 36-24-36.12) Professor of English: Kiss is a noun, which is used as a conjunction;it is more common than proper; it is spoken in the plural and it isapplicable to all.13) Professor of Architecture: Kiss is a process which builds a solid bondbetween the two dynamic objects.14) Professor of Computer Science: What is Kiss ? It seems to be anundefined variable. Quote
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