pavangamini Posted March 14, 2010 Report Share Posted March 14, 2010 Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.Doctor: Try getting up one hour later.________________________________Dentist (to the patient): For God's sake, stop making those noises andwaving your arms. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.Patient : Yes, I know. But u're standing on my foot.________________________________Doctors son: Well, dad, now that I am setting up my own practice, give mesome guidelines of success.Doctor father: Always, write your prescriptionsillegibly and your bills legibly.________________________________Doctor: Yes, what is it I can do for you?Patient : Doctor, yesterday, when I was doing my yoga, one of my friendstold me that if I did this particular exercise, all my body's blood would gointo my head. But, when I stand, why doesn't anyone say that all the bloodwould go into the legs?Doctor: The fact's your legs are not that hollow as your head is.________________________________Doctor: Mr. Kishan, you look exhausted.Kishan: I am. When your nurse phoned me yesterday and told me that I haveto come today for a blood test, I spent the whole night studying for it.________________________________The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, "I cannothide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you wouldlike to see?"."Yes," replied the patient faintly, "Another doctor".________________________________Patient: Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?Doctor: Use a pencil till I come to see your son.________________________________Patient: Doctor, I feel there are two of me.Doctor : Very well, I shall see you, one at a time.________________________________A fat lady: (To a health expert). Give me some advice that can reduce myfatness.Health expert: Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at aparticular time.Fat lady: At which particular time?Health expert: Whenever anybody asks you to eat.________________________________Doctor (to an absent-minded patient): What is wrong with you?Patient: I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine.Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while): Here, Take this.Patient: Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right.________________________________Doctor (to a patient) : you must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicinebefore every meal.Patient: Doctor, we've only 3 spoons at home.________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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