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[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1375699561' post='1304067065']
intlo sambhandham khayam chesesaru mayya mataladataniki vastunaru pilla parents aug 8th na[font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][color=#282828] anni set aithe nneu [/color][/font][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://www.desigifs.com/sites/default/files/2013/brahmi12.gif?1369595063[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]
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ROFL [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img] enter the club mannu
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[size=4][font=Verdana][b]Wife:[/b] 'Do you want dinner?' [/font][/size][/color][color=#333333]
[size=4][font=Verdana][b]Husband:[/b] 'Sure! What are my choices?' [/font][/size][/color][color=#333333]
[size=4][font=Verdana][b]Wife:[/b] 'Yes or no.'[/font][/size][/color]

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[size=4][font=Verdana][b]Stress Reliever Girl:[/b] 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'[/font][/size][/color][color=#333333]
[size=4][font=Verdana][b]Boy:[/b] 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'[/font][/size][/color][color=#333333]
[size=4][font=Verdana][b]Girl:[/b] 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'[/font][/size][/color]


[size=4][b]Wife to husband [/b][color=#663300]:- Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet? [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#663300][b]Hubby [/b]:- When there’s a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#663300][b]Wife[/b] :- Is that because you see me as powerful and miraculous for you. [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#663300][b]Hubby[/b] :- You’ve got to be joking! I look at your picture and ask myself “what other problem can be greater than this one?”[/color][/size]

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[quote name='EvaduBheyNuvvu' timestamp='1375702383' post='1304067198']
nenu propose chesthe i need time andhi show dobbindhi

konni days agi break up li8 teesuko nuvvu i too anunte kastam ayyedhi thank you accept cheyanandhuku ananu

2 days agi call chesi i too love you andhi nenu pitch shock elagola pillaki natchacheppanu [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JpD-IVgYFkY/UDh_BRJ4E4I/AAAAAAAAHC4/3Tx0Pnv9n-w/s1600/venkatesh+blush+gif.gif[/img]
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bumchik this is for u [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

A man in love is incomplete until he's married.Then he's finished.

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[quote name='Iamking' timestamp='1375711437' post='1304067619']

ROFL [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img] enter the club mannu

[color=#333333][size=4][font=Verdana][b]Wife:[/b] 'Do you want dinner?' [/font][/size][/color]
[color=#333333][size=4][font=Verdana][b]Husband:[/b] 'Sure! What are my choices?' [/font][/size][/color]
[color=#333333][size=4][font=Verdana][b]Wife:[/b] 'Yes or no.'[/font][/size][/color]


[color=#333333][size=4][font=Verdana][b]Stress Reliever Girl:[/b] 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'[/font][/size][/color]
[color=#333333][size=4][font=Verdana][b]Boy:[/b] 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'[/font][/size][/color]
[color=#333333][size=4][font=Verdana][b]Girl:[/b] 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'[/font][/size][/color]


[size=4][b]Wife to husband [/b][color=#663300]:- Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet? [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#663300][b]Hubby [/b]:- When there’s a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.[/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#663300][b]Wife[/b] :- Is that because you see me as powerful and miraculous for you. [/color][/size]
[size=4][color=#663300][b]Hubby[/b] :- You’ve got to be joking! I look at your picture and ask myself “what other problem can be greater than this one?”[/color][/size]
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inka not final mayya nenu side track cheyataniki trying [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

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shruthi [img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/-doARriPHjPs/TqbtiFJib5I/AAAAAAAAE24/jgbfLUjUH4o/s150/PK-4.gif[/img]

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[quote name='Barfi' timestamp='1375712044' post='1304067665']
shruthi [img]http://lh5.ggpht.com/-doARriPHjPs/TqbtiFJib5I/AAAAAAAAE24/jgbfLUjUH4o/s150/PK-4.gif[/img]
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[quote name='Barfi' timestamp='1375702283' post='1304067196']
nenu kuda baga deep ga love chesanu tanaki kuda istame valla intlo situations valla hand ichindhi but never proposed eachother meetings ithe asale levu phone lo oka 3times matladanu tana engagement ani telisi us velthe late avuthundani cheraku dhobbi uk vochesanu everything is fine now kapothe apudapudu gurthosthundhi adhi happy ga pelli chesukoni pillalani njoy chesthunte nenedhuku badha padalani lite tesukunanu db chala help aindhi alanti situations nundi baitiki ravadaniki [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JpD-IVgYFkY/UDh_BRJ4E4I/AAAAAAAAHC4/3Tx0Pnv9n-w/s1600/venkatesh+blush+gif.gif[/img]
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barfi darling ee stories kuda nadipava [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[color=#000000]Q: What book do women like the most? [/color]
[color=#000000]A: "Their boyfriends paycheck!" [/color]


[color=#000000]Q: What is loud and obnoxious?[/color]
[color=#000000]A: Your Girlfriend. [/color]


[color=#000000]Boyfriend: Wanna see a magic trick?[/color]
[color=#000000]Girlfriend: Sure, babe. [/color]
[color=#000000]Boyfriend: BAM! You're single. [/color]

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[quote name='Barfi' timestamp='1375702283' post='1304067196']
nenu kuda baga deep ga love chesanu tanaki kuda istame valla intlo situations valla hand ichindhi but never proposed eachother meetings ithe asale levu phone lo oka 3times matladanu tana engagement ani telisi us velthe late avuthundani cheraku dhobbi uk vochesanu everything is fine now kapothe apudapudu gurthosthundhi adhi happy ga pelli chesukoni pillalani njoy chesthunte nenedhuku badha padalani lite tesukunanu db chala help aindhi alanti situations nundi baitiki ravadaniki [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JpD-IVgYFkY/UDh_BRJ4E4I/AAAAAAAAHC4/3Tx0Pnv9n-w/s1600/venkatesh+blush+gif.gif[/img]
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[color=#000000]Q: Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card? [/color]
[color=#000000]A: The thief was spending less than his girlfriend. [/color]

[color=#000000]idhi matram kachintanga barfi ey [/color][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

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[quote name='Iamking' timestamp='1375712113' post='1304067675']

barfi darling ee stories kuda nadipava [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[color=#000000]Q: What book do women like the most? [/color]
[color=#000000]A: "Their boyfriends paycheck!" [/color]


[color=#000000]Q: What is loud and obnoxious?[/color]
[color=#000000]A: Your Girlfriend. [/color]


[color=#000000]Boyfriend: Wanna see a magic trick?[/color]
[color=#000000]Girlfriend: Sure, babe. [/color]
[color=#000000]Boyfriend: BAM! You're single. [/color]
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[quote name='Iamking' timestamp='1375712196' post='1304067683']


[color=#000000]Q: Why didn’t the man report his stolen credit card? [/color]
[color=#000000]A: The thief was spending less than his girlfriend. [/color]

[color=#000000]idhi matram kachintanga barfi ey [/color][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
[/quote]malli endhuku man marchipoina patha gnapakalu ltt chesthunav i mean gurthuchesthunav asale bar shops kuda close chesaru [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JpD-IVgYFkY/UDh_BRJ4E4I/AAAAAAAAHC4/3Tx0Pnv9n-w/s1600/venkatesh+blush+gif.gif[/img]

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[quote name='EvaduBheyNuvvu' timestamp='1375702383' post='1304067198']
nenu propose chesthe i need time andhi show dobbindhi

konni days agi break up li8 teesuko nuvvu i too anunte kastam ayyedhi thank you accept cheyanandhuku ananu

2 days agi call chesi i too love you andhi nenu pitch shock elagola pillaki natchacheppanu [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JpD-IVgYFkY/UDh_BRJ4E4I/AAAAAAAAHC4/3Tx0Pnv9n-w/s1600/venkatesh+blush+gif.gif[/img]
[/quote]

inda vunchu [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[color=#000000]Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?[/color]
[color=#000000]Girlfriend: How funny? [/color]
[color=#000000]Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful.. [/color]

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[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1375712070' post='1304067669']
[color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif][img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img][/font][/color][color=#282828][font=helvetica, arial, sans-serif] [/font][/color]
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[quote name='Iamking' timestamp='1375712417' post='1304067701']

inda vunchu [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

[color=#000000]Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend?[/color]
[color=#000000]Girlfriend: How funny? [/color]
[color=#000000]Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful.. [/color]
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haha baaaga cheppinav

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[quote name='manmadudhu' timestamp='1375711644' post='1304067639']
inka not final mayya nenu side track cheyataniki trying [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]
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goodluck and all the best to lose ur freedom [img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img] appudu dbing vundadu inka

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[color=#000000]Girlfriend : Babe , What´s Your Fav Position? [/color]
[color=#000000]Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. [/color]

[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

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em king savathenguthunav jaffa jokes tho [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JpD-IVgYFkY/UDh_BRJ4E4I/AAAAAAAAHC4/3Tx0Pnv9n-w/s1600/venkatesh+blush+gif.gif[/img]

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[quote name='Barfi' timestamp='1375702362' post='1304067197']

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[quote name='EvaduBheyNuvvu' timestamp='1375702383' post='1304067198']

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[color=#000000]Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have common sense, very short figure! [/color]
[color=#000000]Girlfriend: What about Rest?[/color]
[color=#000000]Boyfriend: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS! [/color]
[img]http://lh3.ggpht.com/_KVkPY2XIbRQ/TWAgXprYLuI/AAAAAAAABCo/VzL0ae41lc4/brahmi%20laugh.gif[/img]

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