NUVVU Posted March 20, 2010 Report Posted March 20, 2010 May be repost but definitely modified. Teacher: Katrinia Kaif; Student: CrazyIndianTeacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fenceand you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on our little Crazy.He replies, “None , they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”Then little Crazy says, “I have a question for YOU Teacher Kat. ”There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.Which one is married?”The teacher Kat, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”To which Little Crazy mama replied,“The correct answer is ‘the one with the Wedding ring on,” but I like your thinking.” Quote
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