a nice joke on Ravan

[anticastepolicy]

Once pappu started praying ravan and after 1 year Ravan was very happy from the bhakti of Pappu.Then Ravan decides to give 3 vardan's to Pappu.

Ravan: "say vatsa what u want?"

Pappu: "i wants 100 vardan's "

Ravan: "but i can give u only 3 varas"

Pappu: "but i want 100 vardan's"

Ravan: "no child thats not possible "

Pappu: "no i wants 100 means 100"

Ravan: "no i can give u only 3 if u wants then take or else i m going"

Pappu: "ok but what 3 i will ask u will give me definetly?"

Ravan: "sure its promise from rakshas raj ravana"

Pappu: "1st vardan, convert urs GADA on shoulder to wodden bamboo stick"

Ravan: "tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.

Pappu: "second var, put that stick in ur as***"..deep inside..!!

Ravan: (confused but........)"tathastu" and in great pain asks pappu

to ask for the third vardan asap...

Pappu: "now are you giving me rest 97 vardans or should i convert that stick again to GADA ??"*

[psycopk]

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[kingmakers]

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[Chirupanjee]

Good One...

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