A young man wished to buy a pair of gloves for his

sweetheart's

Birthday, so he went to an expensive boutique,

bought the Finest gloves available and asked the saleswoman to have

them delivered with a note.

While wrapping the gloves, a clerk accidentally mixed

up the order and

sent a pair of panties instead.

Here is the note the young man sent to his

sweetheart:

Darling,

I chose these, because I noticed that you are not in

the habit Of

wearing any when we go out in the evening. I would

have chosen long

ones with buttons, but because your sister wears the

short ones that

are so easy to remove, I decided to get the same

style for you.

Although these are a delicate shade, the lady I bought

them from

showed me a pair she had been wearing for three

weeks and they were

hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on for me and they looked

really smart. I wish I could be there to put them on for

you for the

first time. No doubt many other hands will touch them

before I See you

again. When you take them off, remember to blow in them

before putting

them away as they will naturally be a little damp from

wearing. Be

sure to keep them on while cleaning them so they

don't shrink. Just

think how many times I will kiss them during the

coming year.

I hope you like them and will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love.

P. S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing

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