timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Report Posted December 21, 2014 Perfect Placement A prime example of a homeowner's nightmare. You wake up one morning and look out the window to exclaim, "Who put this pole here!?!?!"
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Shoulder to Shoulder Going to the bathroom has never been more cozy. You can get up close to your buddies so you don't have to yell across the bathroom as you break the mandatory silenc
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 You Can't Come Up Here Only those skilled enough to wall-jump up and into the secret training facility may enter.
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 The Pole Is right Here The arrow isn't telling you where to drive, it's just there to say "hey, look at this pole, whoever put this right in the middle of the parking lot driveway is pretty dumb huh?"
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 A Bit Steep This driveway is BRAND NEW too. I hope the people who live here don't like having a bumper, since it's gonna get smashed off repeatedly.
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 What is "Ground Level"? This building is slowly sinking into the ground. At least it must be to have one door halfway submerged in the pavement and the other floating 5 feet above the ground.
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Howdy Neighbor I love going onto my tiny porch just to high five the neighbors in the building next to mine!
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Physics Class The professor merely said, "When you've learned enough about physics, you too will be able to bend it's powers to your will, and the reason for the door being on the ceiling will become perfectly clear."
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 HandiRamp This ramp is like a cliff for those bound to wheelchairs to off themselves. What other purpose can it serve?
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Enlightened The builders were just like, "Uninstall the light? Nah, that's too much work. We'll just build the wall AROUND it. Both rooms need light, don't they?"
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Sad Stoplight Nobody loves him... He just sits there facing the wall, and no one comes to rescue him and make him relevant again.
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Path into the Parking Lot No, no, no! I said path TO the parking lot, not INTO the parking lot! You had one job!
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Tree Parking It's almost like free parking, except... trees.... Yeah. These parking spots are like 3 cars deep anyways, you can spare a little space for a tree anyways right?
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 You can't sit with us! It would be too dangerous for you to sit here. We could have built this rail along the edge of the deck, but it made much more sense to protect you from this bench by building it straight through the bench.
timmy Posted December 21, 2014 Author Report Posted December 21, 2014 Open Door Policy Closing the door while you go to the bathroom is clearly not an option anymore
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