Construction Failures

[timmy]

 

Toilet Talk

Nothing quite like having a good old face to face conversation while on the toilet....

 

[timmy]

 

Stairway to Wall

The feng-shui was all wrong until they realized they could just throw in some stairs and everything would be right in the world again. test

 

[timmy]

 

Trees Everywhere 

When they built these stairs, they probably thought that the tree was too small to last and would die soon. Looks like the tree gets the last laugh now, as it blocks these stairs.

 

[timmy]

 

Common Sense 

Whoever put this gate here has none.

 

[timmy]

 

DIY Door Handle

The only thing to say after putting this in? "I am not a smart man."

 

[timmy]

 

Like A Tree

Why move anything when you can just build around them? It looks like this lamppost grew up throug these balconies, but of course you know someone put it there intentionally. How dumb.

 

[timmy]

 

Sketchy

Notice anything odd about what you can see through this window? Yikes.

 

[timmy]

 

Alignment Is a Little Off 

Pouring cement isn't exactly a quick process where you can "accidentally" pour it in the wrong spot. Whoever made this had to deliberately ignore any and all common sense.

 

[timmy]

 

Low Clearance

This escalator forces you to stay alert or you're going to fall down the stairs forever when the ceiling knocks you over.

 

[timmy]

 

Prefab Fail

In a seemingly prebuilt house, you'd think they could get the stairs to line up with the door....

 

[timmy]

 

Stairmaster

There must be a good reason why you need to walk up and down a few stairs to go through this gate.... we just can't think of one.

 

[timmy]

 

Stairway 9 3/4

It's just like the movies! You walk up the stairs really fast and trust that you'll show up where you want to go, instead of slamming into a concrete wall.

 

[timmy]

 

Tight Security

Make sure you lock up at night. We don't want any unseemly characters walking over this spot in particular.

 

[timmy]

 

The View is Spectacular 

If you have a thing for bricks, which we're not saying is a bad thing, it's just not our thing.

 

[timmy]

 

Parked Palm Tree 

It almost looks like these people actually wanted a palm tree in the middle of their driveway. They built completely around it and even have mulch down around it!