Gilakkay Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilakkay Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong. "All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?" Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
texas Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her. One night around at night, he gathered some courage & sent her a text with these honest words... "Doreen, I love you, I wonna date you. Plz reply & tell me how you feel." A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night so he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses. So he went to sleep. When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the message for good news, went about doing his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took a bath, dressed himself up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the message on his phone. This was the response he read: "Dear customer you have insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gilakkay Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arshad Posted April 24, 2015 Report Share Posted April 24, 2015 A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.     joke aaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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