Gilakkay Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 ATM.." ముగ్గురు మిత్రులు కలిసి బారుకి వెళ్లారు. అక్కడ బారుగర్ల్ డాన్సు చేస్తుంది. ఆమె మొదటి వాడి వద్దకు రాగానే ఐదువందల నోటు తిసి ఆమె నోట్లో పెట్టాడు. మళ్లీ డాన్స్ కొనసాగింది. ఈసారి రెండోవాడి వద్దకు వచ్చిందామే, రెండోవాడు వెయ్యినోటు ఆమె నోట్లో పెట్టాడు. ఆ రెండు నోట్లు అలా నోటితో పట్టుకునే మూడోవాడి వద్దకు వచ్చింది. ...మూడో అతను loser ba జేబులోంచి ATM కార్డు తీశాడు. బారుగర్ల్ ముక్కుమీద దాంతో ఒకసారి గీసి ఆమె నోటిలోని పదిహేనొందలు తీసుకున్నాడు.
Mahesh_Fan Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 ATM.." ముగ్గురు మిత్రులు కలిసి బారుకి వెళ్లారు. అక్కడ బారుగర్ల్ డాన్సు చేస్తుంది. ఆమె మొదటి వాడి వద్దకు రాగానే ఐదువందల నోటు తిసి ఆమె నోట్లో పెట్టాడు. మళ్లీ డాన్స్ కొనసాగింది. ఈసారి రెండోవాడి వద్దకు వచ్చిందామే, రెండోవాడు వెయ్యినోటు ఆమె నోట్లో పెట్టాడు. ఆ రెండు నోట్లు అలా నోటితో పట్టుకునే మూడోవాడి వద్దకు వచ్చింది. ...మూడో అతను loser ba జేబులోంచి ATM కార్డు తీశాడు. బారుగర్ల్ ముక్కుమీద దాంతో ఒకసారి గీసి ఆమె నోటిలోని పదిహేనొందలు తీసుకున్నాడు. lol
arshad Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Kid : Nanamma nidhra ravatledhu... emaina matladukundhama..??? Nanamma : sare Kid : Mana intlo eppudu 5 mandhe untama....?? nuvvu,nenu,mummy,daddy inka chelli a na Nanamma : Kadhu nanna neku pelli ayindhanuko apudu 6 mandhe untam kadha. Kid : Maremo Chelli pelli cheskoni vellipothundhi ga..apudu malli 5 mandhe untam ga Nanamma :oho ala vachava..... mari neku papa/babu pudithe malli 6 mandhe avtham ga Kid : Mari nuv sachipothe malli 5 mandhe avtham ga Nanamma : Noru muskoni paduko yedhava. Epudu loda loda vaguthane untav. Paduko inka matladakunda.
Mahesh_Fan Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Kid : Nanamma nidhra ravatledhu... emaina matladukundhama..??? Nanamma : sare Kid : Mana intlo eppudu 5 mandhe untama....?? nuvvu,nenu,mummy,daddy inka chelli a na Nanamma : Kadhu nanna neku pelli ayindhanuko apudu 6 mandhe untam kadha. Kid : Maremo Chelli pelli cheskoni vellipothundhi ga..apudu malli 5 mandhe untam ga Nanamma :oho ala vachava..... mari neku papa/babu pudithe malli 6 mandhe avtham ga Kid : Mari nuv sachipothe malli 5 mandhe avtham ga Nanamma : Noru muskoni paduko yedhava. Epudu loda loda vaguthane untav. Paduko inka matladakunda. lol deenemma...super
Mahesh_Fan Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Beggar: Pl give me 20₹ for tea. Man : Tea is only 10₹ na..... Beggar: It's for my girlfriend too.... Man: Arre wah..... Beggar makes girlfriends too.... Beggar: No sir. My girlfriend made me beggar..
Mahesh_Fan Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
always_happy116 Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Beggar: Pl give me 20₹ for tea. Man : Tea is only 10₹ na..... Beggar: It's for my girlfriend too.... Man: Arre wah..... Beggar makes girlfriends too.... Beggar: No sir. My girlfriend made me beggar.. LOL
arshad Posted April 26, 2015 Report Posted April 26, 2015 Beggar: Pl give me 20₹ for tea. Man : Tea is only 10₹ na..... Beggar: It's for my girlfriend too.... Man: Arre wah..... Beggar makes girlfriends too.... Beggar: No sir. My girlfriend made me beggar.. Good GF Beggar ayina vadini vadalledu
Srin Posted May 2, 2015 Report Posted May 2, 2015 Sardar's comedy Sugar Test Sardar enters kitchen, opens sugar box, looks inside and closes it. This he does again and again. Why? Because the doctor told him to check sugar regularly @@@@@@@@@@@@ Lion and Sardars Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, another Sardar tells: "Why should I be running? It is you who has thrown the sand " @@@@@@@@@@@@ Side Effects Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects! @@@@@@@@@@@@ Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go. @@@@@@@@@@@@ Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first @@@@@@@@@@@ A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" @@@@@@@@@@@@ Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it.... @@@@@@@@@@@@ A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?" Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''. @@@@@@@@@@@@ Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping @@@@@@@@@@@@ Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab . Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar". @@@@@@@@@@@@ A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258" @@@@@@@@@@@@ Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words. And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!" ************************************************************************* SARDAR 1 in a railway interview Interviewer: Meeku eee job isthe train accidents kakunda undataniki em chestaru? SARDAR 1:Track meedha speed breakers kattistha. ************************************************************************* SARDAR 1 train pattala meeda padukunadu. SARDAR 2: mama train vaste chasthav. SARDAR 1: pora…, Intaku mundu Na medi nunchi Flight poindi Train O lekka… ************************************************************************* Teacher : Orey veeru, 8 lo sagam entha ra ? SARDAR 1 : Addam ga narikithe 0 , niluvu ga narikithe 3 sir! Teacher : Nuvu maarav ra… ************************************************************************* SARDAR 2: Mama oka vela pallu leni kukka karisthe emi cheyali….? SARDAR 1:emundhi ra sudhi leni injuction ippinchikovale anthey SARDAR 2: mama nuvu keka… *************************************************************************SARDAR 2: babai OXFORD ante enti? SARDAR 1 :Arey adhi theliyada OX ante EDDHU, FORD ante BANDI, OXFORD ante EDDHULABANDI. SARDAR 2: nuvu keka ra… ************************************************************************* SARDAR 2: senior ki, junior ki theda enti babai? SARDAR 1 : samudhraniki dagarlo unna vaaru seniors (sea+near), Zoo ki deggarlo unnavaru juniors( zoo+near). SARDAR 2:Nuvu keka babai. ************************************************************************* Doctor : Daily excercise cheyali.. SARDAR 1: Nenu daily football, tennis, cricket adthanu sir..!! Doctor :GOOD..!! Yekkada adathvu..? SARDAR 1: Na mobile lo..!! ************************************************************************* Teacher: "Naru Posevade neeru poyali" ane samethaku oka example ivandi. SARDAR 1: "Chaduvu chepina vade exam rayali" ************************************************************************* SARDAR 1 in an interview.. Interviewer: what is an Array..? SARDAR 1: An Array is a word used to call a friend.. Examples of Array: Oery, Arey, rey etc.... ************************************************************************* SARDAR 2:mama ten rs vunte ivvava,repu ichestanu. SARDAR 1 :ippudu levu,repu istanu le… SARDAR 2:repu yekkadi nunchi vastai mama…. SARDAR 1 :nuvu istanannav ga…. ************************************************************************* SARDAR 2: mama night power povadam valana 2 hrs lift lo undipovalsi vachindhi. SARDAR 1 A:Nenaithe Esculator meedha 4 hrs undipoya ra! SARDAR 2 :nuvu keka ra ************************************************************************* SARDAR 1 in plane suddenly SARDAR 1” took the head phones from pilot. Pilot: what the hell? SARDAR 1:arey 1st plane nadupu ra jaffa,music tarvatha vinochu…
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