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ni face lagane undi ni joke kuda ........allu-o.gif?1368981666

Nee face aa modi face kanna better le uncl
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A husband went to the police station to file a “missing person” report for his missing wife:

Husband : -I lost my wife, she went shopping hasn’t come back yet.
Inspector : -What is her height?
Husband : -Average, I guess.
Inspector : -Slim or healthy?.
Husband : -Not slim, but probably healthy.
Inspector : -Color of eyes?
Husband : -Never noticed.
Inspector : -Color of hair?
Husband : -Changes according to season.
Inspector : -What was she wearing?
Husband : -Not sure, either a dress or a suit.
Inspector : -Was she driving?
Husband : -Yes.
Inspector : -Color of the car?

Husband : -Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door… and then the husband started
crying…

Inspector: -Don’t worry sir,…We will find your car.

Moral – “men will be men”
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Photographer in studio to a 6 year old kid:
Itu choodamma, camera lopala nunchi pichukalu vastai

Kid:
Kathalaaa
Focus sarigga cheyi ,potrait mode use cheyi ISO 200 kanna takkuva pettu, high resolution pic kavali, facebook la upload cheyali Sariga raledante paisal ivva... pichukalu vastayanta pichukaluu. Mee ayya Goodu pettada camera lo?

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Ba,

 

 

Telugu lo nuvvu short stories post chesav ga... adhi kooda oka post lo veyyi

 

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Ba,

 

 

Telugu lo nuvvu short stories post chesav ga... adhi kooda oka post lo veyyi

 

 

Oh

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Only Oh in matti estyle please

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Photographer in studio to a 6 year old kid:
Itu choodamma, camera lopala nunchi pichukalu vastai

Kid:
Kathalaaa
Focus sarigga cheyi ,potrait mode use cheyi ISO 200 kanna takkuva pettu, high resolution pic kavali, facebook la upload cheyali Sariga raledante paisal ivva... pichukalu vastayanta pichukaluu. Mee ayya Goodu pettada camera lo?

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