COOLDUDE Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Top 10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations The answers mentioned here should be given back to them if these type of questions are asked 1.) At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. ..... Stupid Question :- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer :- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. ****** 2.) In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question :- , did that hurt? Answer :- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again. ****** 3.) At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question :- Why, why him, of all people. Answer :- Why? Would it rather have been you? ****** 4.) At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question :- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good?? Answer :- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. like dis ****** 5.) At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years Stupid Question :- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer :- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. ****** 6.) When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question :- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout...it's just the money. ****** 7.) When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question :- . Were you sleeping? Answer :- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or Not. You thought I was sleeping.... You dumb witted moron. ****** 8.) When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question :- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer :- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... .. ****** 9.) At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question :- Tell me if it hurts? Answer :- No it wont. It will just bleed. ****** 10.) You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks... Stupid Question :- Oh, so you smoke. Answer :- Gosh, it's a miracle ...........it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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