COOLDUDE Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language is the word "f*ck". It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love and hate. In language "f*ck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*cked Rosy) and intransitive (Rosy was f*cked by John). It can be an active verb (John really gives a f*ck) or a passive verb (Rosy doesn't give a f*ck); or an adverb (Rosy is f*cking interested in John), and as a noun (Rosy is a terrible f*ck). It can be used as an adjective (Rosy is f*cking beautiful). Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations: 1. Greetings.............."How the f*ck are you?" 2. Fraud...................."I got f*cked by the car dealer" 3. Dismay.................."Oh, f*ck it!" 4. Trouble................."Well, I guess I'm f*cked now." 5. Agression.............."F*ck You!" 6. Disgust.................."F*ck Me!" 7. Confusion.............."What the F*ck...?" 8. Difficulty................"I don't f*cking understand." 9. Despair................."F*cked again." 10. Incompetence......"He f*cks everything up." 11. Displeasure.........."What the f*ck is going on here?" 12. Lost......................"Where the f*ck are we?" As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of the word "f*ck". It can be used to tell time..."It's five-f*cking thirty." It can be used in business..."How do I wind up with this f*cking job?" It can be maternal...as in "Motherf*cker". It can be political..."f*ck Bill Clinton". And never forget the last words of the Mayor of Hiroshima..."What the f*ck was that?" and the immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic who said "Where is all this f*cking water coming from?" The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How can anyone be offended when you use the word "f*ck"??? Use it frequently in you daily speech; it only adds to your prestige. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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