kingmakers Posted June 25, 2009 Report Posted June 25, 2009 Boss: Where were you born? sardar : Punjab .. Boss : which part ? sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it? Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child --------------------------------------------------------------------- ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __ 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ..... Inteviewer shouts: Stop it. Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup... ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient : Yes. A good doctor. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Banta: U cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thank God! I thought it was a new one. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh! Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated... drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge! " " " " " " Quote
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