lucky Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 @ iamdhar, brother nuvvu anavasaram ga 'oy oy' ni misunderstand chesukunnav ikkada, atani post sarigga choodu evaro 'mada' ane atanu vesina post (30% off) ikkada quote chesi atani feeling cheppadu ladies ni anduloki lagoddu ani and I support him on this issue. and Nuvvu heroes vishayam lo manollani godavapadoddu ani cheppav I appreciate that too, but evadi feelings vaadiki vuntai boss plus communal equations kooda vunnai kada indulo. @ushyd, Brother nuvvu kooda 'oy oy' ni misunderstand chesukunnav, atanu chala strong ga cheppadu ladies tevaddu ani, please try to interpret the post properly. anyways have fun dudes.
picharajyam Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 Hilarious conversation between Balayya and Aishwarya Rai Nandamuri Bala Krishna (balayya) desperately wanted to rope in the India's sizzling hot actess Aishwarya Rai in his next movie - Ambika Productions or whatever. So he called up Aish. This is how the conversation happened-- balayya: Hello Aishwarya jee, I am balakrishna Aish: WHO??? balayya: It is me Aish jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. You don't know me? Aish: Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of them. balayya: Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read news papers? Aish: Yes, I do. why? balayya: I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. It was shown in TV also Aish: Oh... So you just started ur career? balayya: ababa nee yabba. No Aish jee. I mean not film shooting. Gun shooting. Aish: What???? You shot someone? balayya: Yes. I shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back seat. So no death happened. You don't worry. I don't shoot heroines Aish: You shot someone and You still doing films? How come? Aren't u supposed to be in Jail? balayya: hahahaha. kya Aish jee. tum bhi. I said I have mental. but in real I dont have mental. I just acted. very big action. It is in our family. Aish: What is that in your family? Mental???? balayya: No Aish jee. Action is in our family. in our blood. Aish: oh! balayya: And they really belived i am mental. hahaha Aish: You bet. I have already started to believe it. balayya: what? Aish: Nothing. You go ahead balayya: I want u act with me as heroine in my new film. Aish: Let me see ur pic? where can i see it? balayya: You go to http://balayya-jokes-comedy.blogspot.com and see my pics. I am dancing with katarnak kaif. Aish: Yeah. I am there. What do I have to look for? balayya: I don't know. I don't know internet. My director showed me on his computer Aish: Oh! Ok I will find myself. By the way it's katrina kaif not katarnak kaif: But I call ker kathi. It is easy for me. Aish: You look very short. How tall are u? balayya: 5'5" Aish: What?? I am 5'9" balayya: So what? I wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes. Problem solve. You acted in one movie with salman no? Aish: Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy balayya: That no problem. I never do in-shirt. Always shirt outside only Aish: Was that a wig u wearing in the pics? balayya: Yes. I have hair. But not enough for films you know. But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head. Aish: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I can't do that to u right? balayya: No problem. You can do with my chest hair. that way it is romantic also. My fans like my romance very much. Aish: Ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film balayya: Oh. It is a movie called vijayendra varma. Power of Indian. in that I made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with Pakistan. i don't know Hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood. but public did not understand. that’s why it became flop. i wanted to shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no? Aish: u spoke in telugu with Pakistanis? wow! why you talking to me in English? balayya: you very beautiful gal no? that’s why. so when u coming Hyderabad for my film? Aish: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film with you? balayya: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any much u want otherwise i will shoot him no? Aish: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV. what would my friends think about me if they see me dancing with you? balayya: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee Aish: shut up and go shoot urself. " " " Sure baali gaadi pans deenni copy kotti inkoka thread vestaaru...any bet NEE AYYA.. CHIMPU GAADI FANS INTA vp GALLANI ANUKOLEDU.. ENDUKU RA BATIKI VELLI EKKADINA DOOKANDI.. KXVP GAADU MEE ANDARINI VP LU CHESINA INKA SIGGU LEKUNDA COMEDY LU.. MEE BATUKULU CHEDA
MASTI Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 NEE AYYA.. CHIMPU GAADI FANS INTA vp GALLANI ANUKOLEDU.. ENDUKU RA BATIKI VELLI EKKADINA DOOKANDI.. KXVP GAADU MEE ANDARINI VP LU CHESINA INKA SIGGU LEKUNDA COMEDY LU.. MEE BATUKULU CHEDA HA HA HA .... Miru entha eddavalo mi post chuste telusudhi ra ... Konda Naya*a
Julai Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 @Thirtyyearsindustry Adirindi...ekkada Pakodee baligallu.. ~"!
Julai Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 HA HA HA .... Miru entha eddavalo mi post chuste telusudhi ra ... Konda Naya*a Yera Pakodee ela react avvalo theleeka...udikipothunnava....Bali gadi lage meeku kooda..arikallalo vuntadi kada..anduke kashtam dance1w
madadhera Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 Yera Pakodee ela react avvalo theleeka...udikipothunnava....Bali gadi lage meeku kooda..arikallalo vuntadi kada..anduke kashtam dance1w arey julai gaa naaku oka doubt... nee screen name juali naa.... nuvvu puttindhi kuda julai laganee raa,....? FYI... naa display name: Ram sarna new movie name
Julai Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 arey julai gaa naaku oka doubt... nee screen name juali naa.... nuvvu puttindhi kuda julai laganee raa,....? FYI... naa display name: Ram sarna new movie name Orey..ippudu perfect Bali gaadivi..anipinchukunnav...emi maltladatharo..meekey ardham kaadu...idi nee arikallalo unna medaduki pareeksha raa...baaga..alochinchu... dance1w
madadhera Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 Orey..ippudu perfect Bali gaadivi..anipinchukunnav...emi maltladatharo..meekey ardham kaadu...idi nee arikallalo unna medaduki pareeksha raa...baaga..alochinchu... dance1w adhi neeku ardam kaleduu antee.... naaku ardam ayyindhiee lee ...nenu adigna question kii answer kuda telusindhi lee.... i pitty you raa.... monkeydanceds monkeydanceds monkeydanceds monkeydanceds
Julai Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 adhi neeku ardam kaleduu antee.... naaku ardam ayyindhiee lee ...nenu adigna question kii answer kuda telusindhi lee.... i pitty you raa.... monkeydanceds monkeydanceds monkeydanceds monkeydanceds Ninnu choosthey Jaalesthundiraa...inka edagali nuvvu all the best dance1w
madadhera Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 Ninnu choosthey Jaalesthundiraa...inka edagali nuvvu all the best dance1w nenu entha ediganoo chudalii antee oka sari nee ***** ni pampuu appudu telustundhii... monkeydanceds monkeydanceds monkeydanceds
Guest jokerbalayya Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 @julai mama aaa mada gadi tho matladithe manakunna brain denggi pothundi...pedda pilla pook gadu vadi matallone thelsuthundi lite theesuko.... vadu mada an vadi pellame vadili dengindi vadu baga stress lo vunnadu....let him take some time to recover... mada come on ....you will recover soon.... dancegdb dancegdb dancegdb
Julai Posted June 26, 2009 Report Posted June 26, 2009 nenu entha ediganoo chudalii antee oka sari nee ***** ni pampuu appudu telustundhii... monkeydanceds monkeydanceds monkeydanceds Orey..aada..maga..kaani..pedi..mada..gaa..neeku chetha..kaadu ani telusthune...undi...elli..Vasundhara, Naveena, Swathi weekly tips choosukoni..moosukoni..thapetlu..kottukoni bathikey dance1w
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