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@ iamdhar,

                  brother nuvvu anavasaram ga 'oy oy' ni misunderstand chesukunnav ikkada, atani post sarigga choodu evaro 'mada' ane atanu vesina post (30% off) ikkada quote chesi atani feeling cheppadu ladies ni anduloki lagoddu ani and I support him on this issue.

and Nuvvu heroes vishayam lo manollani godavapadoddu ani cheppav I appreciate that too, but evadi feelings vaadiki vuntai boss plus communal equations kooda vunnai kada indulo.

@ushyd,

            Brother nuvvu kooda 'oy oy' ni misunderstand chesukunnav, atanu chala strong ga cheppadu ladies tevaddu ani, please try to interpret the post properly.

anyways have fun dudes.

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Hilarious conversation between Balayya and Aishwarya Rai

Nandamuri Bala Krishna (balayya) desperately wanted to rope in the

India's sizzling hot actess Aishwarya Rai in his next movie - Ambika

Productions or whatever. So he called up Aish. This is how the

conversation happened--

balayya: Hello Aishwarya jee, I am balakrishna

Aish: WHO???

balayya: It is me Aish jee, late N.T Rama Rao son. You

don't know me?

Aish: Which one? I heard he's got almost a dozen of

them.

balayya: Even I don't remeber which one. Do you read news

papers?

Aish: Yes, I do. why?

balayya: I did shooting last year and it came in all newspapers. It was

shown in TV also

Aish: Oh... So you just started ur career?

balayya: ababa nee yabba. No Aish jee. I mean not film shooting. Gun

shooting.

Aish: What???? You shot someone?

balayya: Yes. I shot the producer and one more guy. but i shot in the back

seat. So no death happened. You don't worry. I don't shoot heroines

Aish: You shot someone and You still doing films? How come?

Aren't u supposed to be in Jail?

balayya: hahahaha. kya Aish jee. tum bhi. I said I have mental.

but in real I dont have mental. I just acted. very big action.

It is in our family.

Aish: What is that in your family? Mental????

balayya: No Aish jee. Action is in our family. in our blood.

Aish: oh!

balayya: And they really belived i am mental. hahaha

Aish: You bet. I have already started to believe it.

balayya: what?

Aish: Nothing. You go ahead

balayya: I want u act with me as heroine in my new film.

Aish: Let me see ur pic? where can i see it?

balayya: You go to

http://balayya-jokes-comedy.blogspot.com

and see my pics. I am dancing

with katarnak kaif.

Aish: Yeah. I am there. What do I have to look for?

balayya: I don't know. I don't know internet. My director showed me on

his computer

Aish: Oh! Ok I will find myself. By the way it's katrina kaif

not katarnak kaif: But I call ker kathi. It is easy for me.

Aish: You look very short. How tall are u?

balayya: 5'5"

Aish: What?? I am 5'9"

balayya: So what? I wear very high heel shoes. always u dont wear shoes.

Problem solve. You acted in one movie with salman no?

Aish: Yeah but he has a great body and u r a fat azz with a big tummy

balayya: That no problem. I never do in-shirt. Always shirt outside only

Aish: Was that a wig u wearing in the pics?

balayya: Yes. I have hair. But not enough for films you know.

But don't worry. I have hair all over my body except on head.

Aish: In all my previous movies i ran my fingers through hero's hair? I

can't do that to u right?

balayya: No problem. You can do with my chest hair. that way it is romantic

also. My fans like my romance very much.

Aish: Ok. I wanna know u better. tell me about your last film

balayya: Oh. It is a movie called vijayendra varma. Power of Indian.

in that I made lot of actions. u shud see that film. i fight with Pakistan.

i don't know Hindi no? so i speak telugu with them. they understood.

but public did not understand. that’s why it became flop. i wanted to

shoot producer gain but already one case was going on no?

Aish: u spoke in telugu with Pakistanis? wow! why you

talking to me in English?

balayya: you very beautiful gal no? that’s why. so when u coming Hyderabad for

my film?

Aish: whattttt? do u think i am crazy to do a film

with you?

balayya: why? how much money u want? my producer will pay any

much u want otherwise i will shoot him no?

Aish: these days telugu songs are being played in channel V and MTV.

what would my friends think about me if they see me dancing with you?

balayya: pleaseeeeeeeeeeee

Aish: shut up and go shoot urself.

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