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[MagaMaharaju]

1 minute ago, Heroin said:

heyy how are u

[Heroin]

Just now, MagaMaharaju said:

heyy how are u

Hey im good howdy

[MagaMaharaju]

6 minutes ago, Heroin said:

Hey im good howdy

Good. Em chesthunnav

[Ram2]

[Ram2]

Man is incomplete until he is married Then he is finished 

[Ram2]

20 years of sex in the dark the wife find out he was using a dildo the wife get angry and says ¨explain the dildo prick¨ the husband says ¨explain the children bitch 

[Ram2]

“What does the word ‘gay’ mean?” asked a son his father.

“It means ‘happy’,” replied the father.

“Oh,” contested the son, “so you are gay then?”

“No, son, I have a wife.”

[MagaMaharaju]

1 minute ago, Ram2 said:

Man is incomplete until he is married Then he is finished 

nuv pelli cheskoku 

[Ram2]

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family.

My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset

[Ram2]

Just now, MagaMaharaju said:

nuv pelli cheskoku 

too late man.. tappu jarigipoindi 

[argadorn]

spammin  anaty istam 

[Ram2]

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

[Ram2]

My wife left me for an Indian guy. – I know he’s going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.

[Ram2]

How does Stephan hawking have sex? His wife plugs him into the laptop charger.

[Ram2]

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute ©, delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”