Julai Posted July 17, 2009 Report Posted July 17, 2009 Arsenic A lady goes into the local pharmacy. Lady: I want to buy some Arsenic. Druggist: I’m , I can’t sell you Arsenic. Why do you want it? Lady: I want to kill my husband. Druggist: Heavens, why would you want to kill your husband? Lady reaches into her purse and produces a picture of the druggists wife and her husband in bed together. Druggist: Oh, I didn’t know you had a prescription. Quote
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