anticastepolicy Posted July 18, 2009 Report Posted July 18, 2009 Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble. Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own. Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject. Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A teabag. 7 qualities to be a perfect wife: Beautiful, responsible energetic Adorable Sweet Truthful and Self-organized. In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new HOLES. Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day. Quote
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